You cannot prove, with science, that there is not intelligent design. I don't need your evidence, I have my morals.
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1 ReplyYou all are fools! Let me explain to you all the [b]true[/b] story of how we came to be. A long time ago there was a man named Dog. He was a scientific genius! As a result of this he spent all of his time in his lab experimenting. Ultimately his experimentation lead to a remarkable technology. He named this astounding creation "Earth". Earth was a small sphere that was like a snowglove. Instead of a normal snow globe imagine two snow globes attached on the bottom with no divide. What made this technology remarkable was that it could be used to predict the future by creating life forms similar to themselves. There was a mass controversy over this though. Two groups were formed. Those who thought it was wrong to do harsh things to these life forms and those who didn't care. Dog was part of the former. One night when he was stoned, he was tricked into selling Earth to someone of the other party. This other person unleashed disease, poverty, and all the other rubbish onto these life forms. (oh yeah their humans btw) Dog was enraged. He changed his name to God as a cover up so he could try to help the humans while keeping his ID safe. More stuff happened but it was boring so yeah. Now you know the [b]True[/b] story of our creation. [spoiler]I'm gonna go to bed[/spoiler]