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2/14/2016 6:39:16 PM
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Have A Happy Valentines Day!
I wanted to wish you all a happy valentines day. For those who have someone, make their day special. And for those of you who don't have anyone, you can have a cupcake. :D
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2 RepliesOn this day not a single muscle was spared in my dominate hand. The smell of lotion and tears could be detected for miles. Eventually another being picked up on this scent and followed it to me. She offered to me a jar of peanut butter. And I knew then, it was time to dance. And after several hours of convulsing my body she accepted the mating ritual, and we proceeded to fill out the pre-coitus paperwork. Which was met with a satisfactory grade a week later, but by then I had grown hungry and devoured my perspective mate whole. And that boys and girls, is why it is called Valentine's Day. - Troy The Unggoy
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3 RepliesI had a great valentine's day. Now we're laying in bed cuddling. 😍
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1 ReplyBruh, cookies are better than cupcakes.
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And happy booty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jA0z0nqdCE&feature=youtu.be
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1 ReplyHappy Single's Awareness Day
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1 ReplyAll I did was smoke for the first time Hookah is disgusting
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4 RepliesWorked, got written up because I sat down when my knee hurt, went to the gym, beat the shit out of a punching back, got home, play fallout 4 and 3, went to sleep.
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2 RepliesWill trade poptarts for doodle
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2 RepliesAww, that's cute. But it's still not getting you out of my basement... *re-applies duct tape to mouth* *ties up hands with rope* *kicks down stairs into dark cellar* Happy Valentine's Day...
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Yup.....m
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2 Replies[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]]Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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1 ReplyI watched DeadPool twice, second time I put my arm around my crush... I have no courage.
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6 RepliesThanks, you too. I'm good on the cupcake though. It's poison.
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4 RepliesI didn't.
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1 ReplyYou're a beautiful person ^_^
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/191530282/0/0
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3 RepliesYou draw that?
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3 RepliesI need a cupcake, no a dozen cupcakes, no [b]all[/b] the cupcakes
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1 Reply[quote][quote][quote][quote]]Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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7 Replies[b]HUG THIS PUG!!![/b]
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2 RepliesEdited by Skelos Badlands: 2/15/2016 12:37:50 AMOpen at your own risk [spoiler]I sat on the couch with my jar of peanut butter/lubricant, when I felt the great bellowing of a terrible monster shake my core all the way down to my loins. Suddenly it tore away my roof and made itself was known, the great and mighty Cthulhu looked down at me. I looked up at him with the intent to ask for his insurance information but was driven to blissful insanity instead. While I my mind was beginning to understand the profound new information, the dark lord took me to his dank shack in the nightmare realm, and began his tentacular assault. As the eons passed in my mind I came to grasp with its new place and I was able to perceive the dark lords weakness. I awoke to his slimy love and realized I was not the only one he had brought to his love shack baby, love shack. And so I waited for the right time to struck hoping the others would have the same knowledge as me. He thought me immobile, but just as his weakness was exposed my erection sprang forward. He uttered his last words "I've seen enough hentai to know where this was going." Just then mein gherkin poked him in the eye, and he exploded in blood, and the words "PREY SLAUGHTERED" read in the air. I was not alone in this effort and many of the survivors approached me. One, wearing a weird ass Victorian trench coat and a torn hat said, "thanks I've been playing with my bells all day trying to get somebody who knew how to beat this guy." We then returned to our worlds, and I mourned the loss of my spilt jar of peanut butter. By Troy the Unggoy[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesGimme
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17 Replies.....
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1 ReplyHappy Valentine's Day :-)
