You do know what usually happens to that guy that says this at the fountain in whiterun.
[spoiler]no offense, personally i leave him alone because i take a different route[/spoiler]
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*Creepy sloth smile* I killed him, reloaded savefile, killed him again, reloaded savefile, killed him again...
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I usually kill him and get away with it because I'm the Thane.
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I ate his dank ass as a werewolf
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I shot him in the throat with an arrow