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Edited by Mr Swoogity: 8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate. [b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b] You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done. It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall We have 911 posts Another rek is "I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you 1k lmao
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  • I was in science class today. My teacher hands a pile of papers to the first person in my row. She's supposed to take one and pass the rest down, but she's to busy talking with someone next to her, so I say "It would be great if you can pass the rest of us those papers." All of a sudden she starts talking about my attitude and how sarcastic I am (I naturally have a tone of voice that appears to be sarcastic) so she continues, as the hole class is listening, I stop her in the middle of a sentence and say "You should hear your bitching voice before you talk about anyone else." The hole class lit up like Christmas. She tells the teacher to give me a referral, but I told her she got what was coming to her. My teacher was still laughing and saying aloud about how it's so true.

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