There you go.
Ain't he a genius?
A squishy, marshmallow genius.
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/180750554 (Take 40)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
[quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote]
[quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Frowny not-so-huggable-without-getting-charred thing
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Fabulous too-good-4-u thing
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
"Squishy" lovable thing
[b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b]
[b]Markus Tintreach[/b]
Human, Male
Warlock
Some... Thing!
[quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in his fanfic "The Darkest Light", his first chapter is here:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote]
[b]NEW CHARACTER[/b]
Cosm0
Female, Exo
Warlock
Fangirling thing
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"Okay! How're we gonna do this?" Cosm0 asked Markus, waiting oh so eagerly for a plan. Markus blinked. [i]He[/i] was supposed to come up with a plan?
"Uh..." Markus responded blankly. He, [i]really[/i] had no idea what to do. But it was worth a shot, otherwise Cosm0 would probably do something... [i]Irrational...[/i]
"I guess," Markus began, "We should talk to him, [i]calmly[/i]. Right?"
"[i]Calmly[/i]?" Cosm0 repeated in utter disbelief. "Are you [b]kidding[/b] me? This is my [i]hero[/i] we're talking about! How can I be cal--"
"Just trust me." Markus cut her off. Cosm0 didn't say anything, she just looked at him, thinking.
[i]I [b]could[/b] just talk to him myself, and show him my new surprise...[/i] Cosm0 thought. [i][b]Or[/b] I could just listen to this random dude... That I gave out my whole story to...[/i] She continued to think.
Markus stared at her. She was [i]really[/i] thinking long and hard about this.
Suddenly Cosm0 starting bobbing up and down in excitement, then soon squealing and giggling with glee, which eventually started to freak Markus out by her literal speechless excitement.
Abruptly, Cosm0 stopped.
"I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE~!" She announced loudly as the two Warlocks continued to hide behind the crates. The Sweeper Bot halted sweeping for a moment at Cosm0's sudden blurt.
Then it continued to sweep.
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"Ugh, come [i]on[/i] dude! Just move the box of friggin' doughnuts!" The Hunter growled, tapping his foot impatiently, waiting for the Titan to move the stacks of boxes of doughnuts that rested on the Hunter's seat in the temporarily vacant New Monarchy lounge.
"Nope." The Titan shook his head, crossing his arms.
"[b]Dude[/b]." The Hunter pressed, getting more annoyed the longer the Titan refused to move the boxes.
"Nuh-uh." The Titan continued to refuse. The Warlock sighed, setting down the book that she was reading.
"Titan, what in the Traveler's name is the problem?" She asked him, getting irritated by the petty argument going on between he and the Hunter. The Titan turned his head to look at her.
"He called me fat!" The Titan whined childishly. "I'm an Exo, I don't [i]get[/i] fat!" The Hunter scoffed, crossing his arms.
"I only said that if you ate as much as you did when you were human, you [i]would[/i] be fat! Now move over dude!" He shouted, slamming his fists on the arm of the lounge couch that the Titan, Warlock, and boxes of doughnuts were sitting.
"For the last time, Hunter, [i]no[/i]!" The Titan shouted back, looking right back at the Hunter, his arms still folded. The Warlock scoffed, crossing her own arms now.
"Titan, will you [i]please[/i] cease this childish argument and remove the boxes from the Hunter's seat?" The Warlock put in. The Titan looked back at her.
"B-but it's not fa-IIEE!" The Titan's normal voice broke off in a hitch as he started to tense up. "H-Hunter, q-quit it!" He stuttered, his voice wavering. He already know who it was, and the Titan had [i]warned[/i] him not to do it on [i]several[/i] occasions.
"Hehehe, don't like that, do ya~?" The Hunter teased the Titan, rubbing the one of the Titan's exposed antennae softly. "What was that about not moving those boxes out of my [i]freakin'[/i] spot?" He ended with a growl as he started to quicken his pace.
"C-COME ON, P-PLEASE DON'T DO THAT." The Titan begged, feeling stranger and [i]stranger[/i] every second the Hunter continued to do that.
"Hunter, will you just leave the Titan alone?" The Warlock huffed. "Honestly, he doesn't like it, just cease!"
Meanwhile, Cosm0 watched the whole thing play out from behind the entrance of the Speaker's observatory. The Speaker was too wrapped up in his work to bother asking why.
"Ohohohohoho~..." Cosm0 purred, drumming her fingers along the sides of the entrance. "Looks like I found a [i]weakness[/i]."
"It's [i]not[/i] a weakness." Markus corrected her. Though... He wasn't exactly sure [i]what[/i] it was going on with that Titan. "It's uh... [i]Something[/i], I guess?"
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"O-OKAY, O-OKAY, I-I'LL GIVE UP THE SEAT!" The Titan finally gave in, briskly removing the boxes from the seat and placing them on the lounge table. The Hunter snickered, completely amused by the Titan's behavior whenever his antennae were rubbed.
"Hehe, didn't know that was so sensitive, Ti'~." He continued to chortle flopping down on his "rightfully earned" place on the couch. The Titan shuddered, placing his helmet that sat near his feet back onto his head to prevent any further incidents.
"It is and you [i]know[/i] it!" The Titan whined, continuing to shudder. The Warlock was a little... [i]Confused[/i] by the entire thing, really. What was the Hunter doing to him that made the Titan behave that way?
"Titan..." The Warlock began. "Why don't you like your antennae being touched?" She asked, pulling her legs onto the couch to cross them.
"It kind of does things to me, it's kind of a mix of uncomfortable... And..." The Titan paused to think of the right word, but alas... "I don't know exactly what the other feeling is. It's just I don't think I like it!" The Titan finished explaining, sighing heavily.
"Heh, well. You know, I [i]do[/i] things to peeps that they [i]themselves[/i] don't understand." The Hunter added in, smugly. The Warlock scoffed.
"You mean [i]annoy[/i] them?" She countered bitterly.
Just as the Hunter was about to burn her back, another [i]MLG Airhorn[/i] went off loudly in the background, despite no group of Guardians being there to rub salt on his wounds like last time.
"[i]Who[/i] is doing that?!" The Hunter questioned loudly, getting peeved off pretty quickly.
The Titan had finally gotten the last bit of his shudder out before answering the Hunter. "I don't kno--"
"Hiiiiiiiiiii~!" An excited but familiar voice called out to the trio as a female Warlock run towards them; primarily the Titan. The Titan jumped in his seat, automatically going into panic mode.
"H-Hunt' you gotta hide me!" The panicked Titan grabbed the Hunter by his cloak, tugging on it to nab his attention.
"Ti', if you rip this cloak it's gonna be [b]me[/b] you're gonna need to hide from!" The Hunter growled, trying to pull his cloak away from the Titan's sturdy grip. "Give it back!" Just as Cosm0 was about to glomp and cuddle her "hero", she felt a sharp tug from the back of her robe.
"Oh come [i]on[/i]!" She mumbled. Why was Markus getting in her way so much?!
"I'm only telling you this to help you, you know!" Markus sighed. "The calmer the better!"
Cosm0 muttered something incoherent under her breath before walking towards the trio... [i]Calmly[/i].
"Ngh, come on dude give it!" The Hunter snarled, still trying to snatch his cloak away. The Titan wasn't budging, he was just too nervous and distracted scuffling with the Hunter to be even bothered with Cosm0 herself. In fact the Warlock was the only one who noticed Cosm0 finally arriving.
"[i]Shape up.[/i]" The Warlock hissed to her two teammates. Obediently, the Titan finally let go of the Hunter's cloak.
"OOF!" The Hunter grunted, falling right out of the lounge couch.
"Uhm... Hey! Hello~!" Cosm0 [i]calmly[/i] introduced herself. The Titan automatically became confused; wasn't this the part where she'd start motor-mouthing and being... [i]weird[/i]? Of course, the other two saw nothing wrong with this because they had never met Cosm0.
"Hello, brethren..." The Warlock nodded once courteously. "What brings you here...?" Cosm0 thought up of a quick lie.
"Ohhhh, just wanting to meet new Guardian friends is all~..." She replied. "My name's Cosm0~! Aaaaand--" Cosm0 turned around to quickly grab Markus by the shoulders, shoving him in front of the trio. "This is my Markus! Say 'hello', Markus!"
"Uhh...." Markus said blankly. Normally, he wouldn't have a problem introducing himself to new Guardians. But in this case, Cosm0 had just shoved him [i]out there[/i].
[quote]Take 42...BOO: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/181800941[/quote]
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20 RepliesI'm really liking Cosm0, because I have a thing for Yandere chicks. [spoiler][b][i][u]it's not weird[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]