When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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13 RepliesWell.... A week ago (BTW I'm in eighth grade) this kid in my class who is a REAL pain in the hind quarters starts to try and jank on a little Indian kid sitting in front of him. I of course sit next to the first kid and what happened next played out exactly like this First kid: you little Indian s***'s too smart you don't need to be getting the right answers all the d*** time Indian friend: bruh I'm not the one with d's in every class First kid proceeds to punch my friend in the shoulder so I turned towards him and said... Me: dude, he would cuss out your mom, but in his country, cows are sacred. The rest of the class teacher included went completely silent for about 3 seconds.then Rest of the class: DA-DA-DA- DAAAAAAANG!!!!!