[u][i]Somewhere in the north[/i][/u]
[b]A strange knight armoured head to toe with bone armour walks on a muddy path, a big warhammer/axe on his back along with a bow and a lot of arrows[/b]
"I wonder if there are any bathhouses around..."
[b]He continues to walk and silently scrapes some dried up blood off of his gauntlets with an arrow, and sighs when the arrow breaks[/b]
"Pshh....."
[b]He takes another arrow from his seemingly endless supply and continues to scrape the blood off, and stops when he finds a little encampment [/b]
"Hide yer wives because The Way has arrived...The Way into your grave that is..."
[b]He walks into the little encampment and walks towards the nearest cabin before kicking the door out of its hinges, and murdering all the men inside[/b]
"And the females remain, how....lucky...."
[b]He grabs the nearest one by her hair, an evil smirk on his face as he does truly terrible things to her[/b]
"You aren't escaping for none shall know what happened...."
[b]He rams the knife that he used to kill everyone in his village into her throat before horribly massacaring the rest, and then he lights the cabin on fire as he walks out[/b]
"The big, bad wolf has arrived..."
[b]Several armed guards approach him and he maniacally laughs as their captain nervously steps out of the line[/b]
[u]"D-drop y-your w-w-weapons"[/u]
"After I've taken your life"
[b]He stabs the kitchen knife through his throat before he can react and the rest quickly back away as one pisses his pants[/b]
"Your fear turns me on!"
[b]He pulls his warhammer/axe out and flips it to the waraxe side before charging them with insane speed and decapitating the nearest one with one swing, splattering the rest in the process, they quickly run away, scared[/b]
"Good, very good"
[b]He continues to massacre everyone in the encampment, lighting the cabins on fire in the process, creating enormous clouds of smoke[/b]
[spoiler]Open, you see the smoke[/spoiler]
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Edited by SharkPlushie: 1/21/2016 9:02:22 PM[b]The uppercut knocks her back but she doesnt feel the second punch because of her thick armor[/b] "Why attack me?"
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"Because I want to do very evil things" [b]He charges her and literally jumps on top of her[/b]
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[b]She punches him in the face, she is way stronger than she looks[/b] "Youre not gonna do shit"
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Edited by Nox: 1/21/2016 9:07:52 PM[b]He catches the fist before it makes contact and retaliates with a swift uppercut[/b] "My weaponry would shred through your armor, miss"
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[b]The punch hits her but she doesnt react[/b] "Trust me, my weapons will do the same to you'
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[b]He shakes his head as he reaches behind him, grabs his Warhammer/waraxe and ramming it down onto her head with extreme force and speed[/b]
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[b]She quickly grabs her sword and points it at the hammer. She stabs it into the hammer, the sword goes right through it. The hammer stops halfway the red crystal blade[/b] "This thing is really sharp by the way"
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Edited by Nox: 1/21/2016 9:29:08 PM[b]The hammer rams the sword downwards as it continues its descent [/b] "This thing is really hard by the way"
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"I can feel that" [b]Why are you even killing me?[/b]
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[spoiler]y the bold[/spoiler] "Trying to knock you out" [b]Kenji jumps into the fray and blocks the hammer with his shield, but the hammer rams through it and into his helmet, shattering it[/b] "Another weakling"
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[spoiler]cuz im stupid[/spoiler] "KENJI!!?"
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[b]He raises the hammer above his head[/b] "You can save him, fair lady" [b]Blood creeps its way through the hole in his helmet[/b]
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"You -blam!-ing asshole"
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"Are you gonna do it, Missy?" [b]Blood begins to drip from the hammer [/b]
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"How?" [b]She looks scared[/b]
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"Sex" [b]His voice is blunt and loud, like he really doesn't care[/b]
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"What? no!"
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"Then he dies"
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"then you die too"
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"I'd love to see you try"
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"Is that really the only way?"
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"Yep" [spoiler]PM? I'm bored shitless[/spoiler]
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"well, -blam!- me i guess" [spoiler]nah, i rly dont feel like erping rn[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]We could do it later[/spoiler] "I'll happily oblige"
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[spoiler]oki[/spoiler] [b]Things happen[/b] "Will you let him go now?"