http://youtu.be/MdvJRBuwvN0 I looked it up and there are no written lyrics to this song. Here are the lyrics I found- What I call a puddle, They call a lake, what I call a sneeze They call an earthquake Whatever they got, I've got [inaudible] Cuz I'm the giant And I'm living large Check this out Everything is So much Bigger and better up here, I've got it all, [inaudible] ...but I really don't care. I'm big and they small So why should I share What They call a castle I call the shack What they call a canyon I call a crack What I call a rowboat They call a barge Cuz I'm the giant And I'm living large