Personally I would choose the United Kingdom because
1. They speak English mostly
2. I suck at French
3. I wanna see castles :3
4. Because they have funny accents
5. That's where my queen lives
What country would you live in flood?
[spoiler]I touch kittens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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[quote]4. Because they have funny accents[/quote] You won't be laughing as much as you'll be annoyed when you have to try to communicate with some of the people on this rock