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Edited by Snarkii: 1/14/2016 12:46:20 PM
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The Lives of Three Classes: (Guest-Intermission) Take 47 {What the Titan does on a bad day}

Pray you never catch him on a bad day. [quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/184403430 (Take 46) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote] [quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote] [quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock[/b] Awoken, Female Bubble tea [b]Hunter[/b] Human, Male Tanghulu [b]Titan[/b] Exo, Male Moonpie [b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b] [b]Markus Tintreach[/b] Human, Male Warlock Mantou [quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in his fanfic "The Darkest Light", his first chapter is here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote] [b]NEW CHARACTER[/b] Cosm0 Female, Exo Warlock Mooncake ____________________________ "OWOWOW!" The Hunter whined as he limped under the support of the Warlock. After countless hours of arguing it was decided; they were going to meet up with the Titan and the others. "Be silent!" The Warlock hissed, resting the Hunter against a tree. "This is all your fault! You are aware of this?" "Yeah, yeah, I am..." The Hunter mumbled. He was in no mood to hear the Warlock's lecturing. Not when he couldn't bolt off. "Hunter this has to be the most irresponsible thing you have done!" The Warlock continued, placing both of her hands on her hips. "Ahh..." The Hunter sighed, taking a brief moment to scratch his back against the tree. "Floofy, you say that so much it's lost [i]all[/i] meaning." The Hunter chuckled, ending his audible amusement with a smug sniff. "'Sides, I can take it. A little pain never hurt nobody..." "Oxymoron." The Warlock pointed out. "Oh." The Hunter blinked. "[i]Foxy moron[/i]?" The Hunter chuckled again, crossing his arms. "What kind of compliment like [i]that[/i] comes from a nerd like [i]you[/i]?" "Not 'foxy moron'!" The Warlock snapped, her cheeks flushed blue with embarrassment from the fact that the Hunter would even [i]think[/i] she would say that about [i]him[/i] of all pretentious, ostentatious, [i]arrogant[/i] Hunters! "I said [i]oxymoron[/i]!" She corrected the Hunter through gritted teeth. "No, no. I'm pretty sure you called me a foxy mor--OH!" The Hunter yelped as pain flashed through his body like lightning as the Warlock gave him a swift yet powerful kick to his injured leg. "[b]OH[/b]." He strained, holding his leg with his hands. "FLOOF. WHAT THE HECK--" However, the Hunter's pained inquiry was interrupted as he was given another kick. The forests of Venus were filled with the Hunter's shrill cries. ____________________________ "Guys, can you please just stay there?" The Titan pleaded Cosm0 and Markus, who both sat on the moon's rocky floor with their legs crossed. "Oh sure!" Markus and Cosm0 said in unison, nodding once. "Okay... Okay..." The Titan sighed as he sat down between the two Warlocks. Cosm0 looked at him, but said nothing. She just stared at him. The Titan tried to ignore this. He just had to get through this. He just had to get through this for a few uncomfortable-- "Uh." Markus coughed to nab the attention of the tense Titan. "You wanna sit with me?" "O-okay sure let's do it!" The Titan quickly accepted Markus' offer as he stood up, briskly walking over to Markus to sit next to him. The Titan breathed a sigh of relief as he closed his optics for a brief moment, hanging his head. However once he picked up his head and opened his optics, Cosm0 was sitting right next to him again. "GAH!" The Titan jumped in his spot, started by Cosm0's sudden appearance. "Hiiiiii..." She whispered, waving one of her hands slowly. Markus sighed, placing both of his hands onto his helmet's visor. She just wouldn't stop until she and the Titan were married and had little robot babies. Could Exos even--? Suddenly, salvation for the Titan arrived. "The Warlock said she and the H-Hunter will be here in a moment." The Titan's Ghost said as he appeared beside him. "Oh great!" The Titan breathed another sigh of relief, more relieved that his Ghost appeared to break this uncomfortable air. Standing up, the Titan looked around for his best friends in the whole wide universe. "Ooh there they are!" The Titan squealed as he pointed off into the distance. Markus squinted his eyes. He couldn't see anything, but then again, the mech probably [i]did[/i] have better visuals then him; he [i]was[/i] an Exo after all. "Okay guys! Let's go!" The Titan exclaimed. Nor Cosm0 or Markus had any say before the Titan scooped them both up in his arms and started running towards his Fireteam. "We can just ride our Sparrows, you know!" Markus tried to interject as the Titan continued to run as fast as he could towards his team. Though he wasn't actually complaining; being carried by a big guy like the Titan was pretty fun. "No it's okay!" The Titan exclaimed. "I did this with the Hunter and Warlock in the abyss!" "Hahhhh..." Cosm0 said, starstruck and flabbergasted as she stay practically limp in the Titan's arms. This had to be the greatest thing to ever happen to her since her first revival! ____________________________ "Oh great..." The Hunter grumbled as he watched the Titan bumble like an idiot as he decreased distance between he and the Hunter and Warlock. "Show some respect Hunter." The Warlock said contemptuously, looking at him with a sneer under her helmet. The Hunter knew what kind of look she was throwing him, it was routine to get that kind of look whenever he said something like that. Finally the Titan arrived. With the Warlocks in arms of course. "Hey guys! I missed you!" The Titan screeched happily, dropping the Warlocks. "Ow!" Both Cosm0 and Markus said upon impact to the ground. "Wait up!" Cosm0 stood up dusting herself off. "C'mon Markus!" She said to him as she grabbed his arm and pulled him along with her. "Hey wait!" Markus said to Cosm0 as he tried to reclaim his footing. "Ah, we grew tired of your absence too, Titan." The Warlock replied in her own way of saying she missed him of well. "Yeah yeah, we missed you too." The Hunter sighed. "So what're we gonna do today?" The Titan asked eagerly, practically vibrating with excitement as he met up completely with his team. "We'll figure that out." The Hunter answered the excited Titan, lifting up his injured leg to ease the pain, which was made worse from the Warlock's kicking. "First we gotta get situated 'cause I hurt my leg." He continued, wincing and grunting as he set his leg back down. "Aww what happened...?" The Titan asked as he adopting a squatting position to study the Hunter's leg. "I tripped over daisies in Venus and landed in a patch of bunnies." The Hunter sarcastically replied. "Really?" The Titan stopped looking at the Hunter's leg to look up at him. "Don't you gotta be stupid somewhere else?!" The Hunter snarled at the Exo. "Not until four." The Titan replied, blinking obliviously. [quote]Take 48, daaaaarn straight!: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/186330929[/quote]

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