This is how it went:
*Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)*
Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch!
Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c:
Bungie: No.
Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do...
Bungie: I said no!!
*Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner*
*Sony snickering*
Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar-
*Activision kicks down door*
Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?!
*activision pulls out DLC Scissors*
Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA-
*Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions*
Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls.
*Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony*
*Sony gets on Bungie*
Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us...
*Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries*
*Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*
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