This is how it went:
*Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)*
Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch!
Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c:
Bungie: No.
Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do...
Bungie: I said no!!
*Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner*
*Sony snickering*
Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar-
*Activision kicks down door*
Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?!
*activision pulls out DLC Scissors*
Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA-
*Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions*
Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls.
*Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony*
*Sony gets on Bungie*
Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us...
*Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries*
*Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*
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Yep, that's about it.
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You forgot to change Activision's spelling. It's actually activi$ion
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I see that you know how to use copy and paste
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Been posting this for over a year, yea it's copypasta ha. Know why I still post it? (⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (•_•) People still laugh and that's all I'm trying to do in here :)
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It's a good story, even after reading it 4672277 times it's still entertaining.
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I honestly believe bungie themselves just completely messed up during development. They were the ones deciding to throw away all of the story so close to launch. The average time they take to fix stuff just confirming they're not competent. It's easy to try and blame it on activision, but i really haven't ever seen anything suggesting that.
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[quote]This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*[/quote]
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Lol this is gold
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This has been the most accurate thing I've ever read lmfao
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Edited by fthekat: 1/9/2016 3:22:22 PM*Xbox asks Bungie* "You wanna just release the rights to Halo Reach?" *Bungie* "Only in 20 Fps..." *TR-8R ^ Barges into room* "TRAITORS!" *starts doing some sick spinning*
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Congratulations this is only the 500th time this has been posted
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Salty PS4 owner
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Own every console your argument is invalid
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Thanks love you too
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[quote]Thanks love you too[/quote]