1) She has sources for bod' pillows.
2) She loves the Titan just as much as we do~!
3) She has [i]veeeeery[/i] high standards for husband material! (And the Titan just so happens to meet all of her requirements.)
4) She's a... Ehe... A bit of a yandere.
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/183863600 (Take 45)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
[quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote]
[quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Ooh
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Eeh
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
Ooh ah ah
[b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b]
[b]Markus Tintreach[/b]
Human, Male
Warlock
Ting tang
[quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in his fanfic "The Darkest Light", his first chapter is here:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote]
[b]NEW CHARACTER[/b]
Cosm0
Female, Exo
Warlock
Walla Walla bang bang
[spoiler]SORRY NOT SORRY~![/spoiler]
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"Okay, okay. What would the Warlock do?" The Titan muttered to himself as he began to pace, dust from the moon flying off slowly with each heavy step.
"Leadership!" The Titan exclaimed, clapping his hands together once. "Okay... Okay... Uh... Titan!" The Titan shouted, talking to himself of all times. He ran a few inches from where he was originally standing.
"Yeah Titan?" He asked himself. He then ran back to his original spot.
"I'll need you to find Markus and Cosm0! And might I add I love your Mark, it's amazing~!" He ran back to the other spot again.
"Oh, this?" The Titan said bashfully as a held onto part of his Mark with a hand. "Thank you so much~!" He gushed, placing his other hand on the side of his helmet where his cheek would be. "I just love the way it-- Focus, focus!" He abruptly told himself as he let go of his Mark.
"Focus!" He continued to tell himself as he held out a hand, palm exposed, to summon his Ghost who in turn summoned his Sparrow.
"Thanks." He thanked his Ghost as he mounted his Sparrow.
"Mm. Y-you're welcome." His Ghost quietly replied before de-materializing.
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"Though the fire, to the limit, to the waaaaaaall~!" Cosm0 sang as she pretended to hold a microphone to her face, spinning in place as grey dust danced around her.
Markus watched her on top of a massive moon rock, lying on his stomach and propping his head up with his hands and elbows as his legs kicked back and forth gently.
Cosm0, however, had just finished spinning to notice him.
"Oh, hi Markuuuuus~!" She ended her song briefly to call out to him as she waved a hand excitedly towards him. "How's it going?"
"Nothing much!" Markus called back, sitting up from his original position as he waved back. "I'm just waiting for the rest of the Titan's team to get back!" He jumped off of the rock. "What're you doing out here?"
"Oh nothing muuuuuch, just practicing my song for when me and my big yummy stud muffin get [i]married[/i]~!" Markus laughed lightly.
"Oh yeah! Heh, I almost forgot about that!" Markus chuckled as he began to approach Cosm0. "When's that gonna happen?"
"Aaaaaaas soon as he proposes~!" She excitedly explained as she began to start her usual happy bobbing.
"Oh! When's that?" Markus asked her as he finally made it to her. Unbelievably, he was starting to get excited himself! Cosm0 couldn't help but giggle at her friend's eager attitude.
"Whenever he does! Which'll be [i]soon[/i] I might add!" Cosm0 started to go into her routine swoon at the thought. "Oh, it'll be perfect~!" She sighed dreamily. "There will be fireworks, I'll be in a beautiful dress! And the Titan--" She suddenly grabbed Markus and put him in her arms bridal style.
"W-woah!" Markus gasped slightly as Cosm0 quite literally swept him off his feet.
"--The Titan will get on one knee and say--" She tried her best to imitate the Titan's voice. "'Cosm0, dearest Cosm0. My one eternal dearest Cosm0... Will you... Marry me?'"
"Wow! Seems like you got it all planned out!" Markus remarked cheerily as he stayed nestled in Cosm0's arms.
"Yeah I do!" Cosm0 suddenly dropped Markus, twirling around him as he fell with a thud.
"Oof!" Markus grunted upon impact. But that didn't damage his enthusiasm. He just continued to watch Cosm0, a grin plastered on his face.
"Then I'll say YES! And then he'll carry me, bridal style, into the niiiiight~!" She finally finished telling Markus her fantasy as she stopped spinning, a leg in the air dramatically.
"It's going to be [i]amazing[/i]." She breathed.
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"Ah! You're wrapping it too tight!" The Hunter grunted, sitting down as he bit his bottom lip while the Warlock wrapped his left leg with a large snippet of the Hunter's cloak, which she forcefully tore off.
"[i]You[/i] need to learn how to be more aware of your surroundings!" The Warlock scolded him as she began to tie the cloth into a knot. "The others will have wondered where we are soon!" She growled, standing up from her kneeling position.
"And I [i]refuse[/i] to yield leadership to the Titan! Those are new Guardians to us, they need proper teaching!"
The Hunter scoffed as he lied on his back. "Floof. They ain't babies, they can take care of themselves."
"Hmph. [i]You[/i] seemed to have taken of yourself just fine..." She remarked, placing a hand on her hip.
"Can it." He only mumbled. That was too many burns from the Warlock in one day.
[quote]Take 47 and jivin'~! (That... that rhymes right?): https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/185726070[/quote]
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and 'Lock is a Tsundere/Dandere mix
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7 RepliesAhh...
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Im totally ok with tilock dying now Cosm0 is adorbs
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6 RepliesMarkus' reaction to Cosm0's plan in a nutshell.
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Banana.
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#Marlock
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1 ReplySeventh. [spoiler]Ghost Fragment: Memes "Mom...get the camera!" I hear a very faint voice screech. My Guardian has seemed to disappear, and it's very dark. All of a sudden, a very bright light surrounds me. Everywhere I look, I see some sort of odd collaboration of strange rituals. "Memes", I heard my Guardian say once. I hear and see memes everywhere, knowing one does not simply understand what is happening. Gah! What did I just say? What...who... Freddy -blam!-boy: "Inhale my dong enragement child." Wh... "DEVOUR MY HOT BIRD ASS FREDDY." I say without realizing it. Freddy: "kek." He flys away, and a donkey explains what happened. Donkey: "This is the memeverse, where your guardian was last seen. You will join him and embrace the dank." "I...yes...I will embrace the meme, and know all." My brain is pulsating inside me, and I can't seem to control my actions or my body. Eventually the donkey leads me to some sort of swamp. He pushes me down into the swamp, deeper and farther down I go, surrounded by memes. Eventu( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ally my m[[b]MEME[/b]]ind starts to feel like it's fading away... I feel like saying wow, and winking. Like a man named Eddy Wally. Yes. The knowledge of these dank memes are absorbed into my [[i]spaghetti[/i]] brain. I understand. Before I used to fight against the dar[[u]illuminati[/u]]kness, but now I know I need not fear. The last remains of my [[b][i]PINGAS[/i][/b]] old mind dete[ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ]riorates, and a new consciousness emerges. I am fr[[b][i][u]MLG[/u][/i][/b]]ee.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThat gif is cosm0 after she first started stalking titan...
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actually its TING TANG. cue MLG airhorn!!
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9 RepliesThat gif, I-I-I-... [spoiler]I don't know what to say[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by Fiji: 1/4/2016 4:05:03 AMHi. First.
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That's awesome man hers a HUGE, BUMP!!
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I made that opening banter!
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Second.