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Edited by Mr Swoogity: 8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

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  • Edited by FooGeeWick: 11/19/2015 1:04:18 PM
    So a few days ago me and a few mates are playing bo3, this kid who's a twat who was somehow our friend wanted my mate to just up and leave us and go play competitive with him, my mate being awesome said no, cuz he's playing with us (keep in mind this twat was playing with a mate already so it's not a big deal whatsoever) anyway, he's goes off on one just cuz my mate wont play on cod with him (he's 19 years old, I know, -blam!-ing immature) and saying how he's wasting his life playing for us and my mate could easily go pro (he's really good, like -blam!-ing insanely good) my mate goes on saying how he doesnt care, he just wants to have a laugh (oh and this is all over facebook messenger, not actually talking) anyway we go back to playing and the twat wont stop -blam!-ing moaning. So one of my mates decide to have a bit of fun and makes a group chat on psn where he makes an emblem of a guy screwing a girl with a caption saying "your mom", needless to say we werre in the stitches and the twat starts getting even more pissy and starts insulting my mate and my muslim friend who is just putting emoticons in the chat(why I mention he's muslim? because the twat says this) "Get this paki c*nt outta here someone call ISIS on this foreign -blam!-" yeah too far I know. Needless to say in this chat I haven't said anything to this point, all I did was put in a thumbs up, I'm just reading everything that's going on the chat until he starts on me for whatever reason and says, "Tom when you gettin a girl or you always gonna be a reject tip for ya sunny jim that thumb above will come in useful over your dick so pipe down virgin boy", he always thinks he's better than anyone cuz he has a gf, but the relationship is as unstable as a bloody rocking horse where they pretty much break up every month, needless to say I laughed and figured, this guy has called me out, I must stand my ground, and reply with, "for the record, I have a gf, and I take virgin as a compliment, you know why? cuz they're going extinct, just like you're relationship" needless to say the party I was in blew up with "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for 5 minutes straight. TL;DR mate (no longer mate) says to me, "Tom when you gettin a girl or you always gonna be a reject tip for ya sunny jim that thumb above will come in useful over your dick so pipe down virgin boy" me to him, "for the record, I have a gf, and I take virgin as a compliment, you know why? cuz they're going extinct, just like you're relationship" (they constantly break up)

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