Wow.
40 Takes.
It's been [i]that[/i] many?
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/180183787 (Take 39)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
[quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote]
[quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Ketchup
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Mustard
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
Relish
[spoiler]So sorry...[/spoiler]
[b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b]
[b]Markus Tintreach[/b]
Human, Male
Warlock
Onions
[quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in "The Darkest Light":
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote]
[b]NEW CHARACTER[/b]
Cosm0
Female, Exo
Warlock
Relish
[spoiler]Wat--[/spoiler]
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"[i]Destroy[/i] you?" Markus asked Cosm0, surprised. "Wouldn't that hurt?" Cosm0 shook her head,
"He'd be gentle about it!" She protested, trying to defend herself. "But... He ran off. Saying something about how I was gonna get us [i]both[/i] killed by standing around." She let out a sad sigh. "It's not me is it?!" She loudly asked Markus, making him jump up in surprise slightly by her abrupt and significantly elevated volume.
"U-uh! No-no! It's not!" Markus white lied. He wanted to let Cosm0 hear what she wanted to hear. Was it her? Yes. Was she obsessive? Yes. Did she need to calm down? ...[i]Yes[/i].
Though, still curious of the final time Cosm0 tried to interact with the Titan, he dared himself to ask.
"What happened the third time...?" Markus asked Cosm0. "You know... The third time you tried to nab 'em?"
Cosm0 clasped her hands back together for the umpteenth time, squealing in happiness.
"[i]This[/i] is the best one!"
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[b]-The Third Attempt(?)-[/b]
"Yeh, me n' Lock are just gonna go take care of some bounties for the 'Guards, 'kay?" The Hunter explained to the Titan, taking a casual stretch.
"How long are you gonna be gone...?" The Titan asked the Hunter, concerned that he wouldn't be able to see his-- as he called them-- "chums" for a while. The Hunter shrugged.
"Not long, Big Guy." The Hunter vaguely answered. "But, if you're a good boy, we'll get you some trinkets." He teased him, snickering.
"Oh! Promise?" The Titan asked, overjoyed that he was gonna get some souvenirs if he was good.
"Yeah, I promise." The Hunter chortled, before putting both of his hands on the Titan's head, pretending to scratch him like a pet. "Who's a good boy, eh?" He continued to tease. "[i]Who's[/i] a good boy?"
"Eugh..." The Warlock remarked quietly in disgust, standing on the sidelines as she watched the Hunter treat the Titan like a... Like a... pet. A [i]dog[/i], dare she say.
"I'll get to wear the collar again, like last time! Right, Hunt'?" The Titan asked the Hunter. "Hehe, collars are fun~." He chuckled. The Hunter jumped slightly by the Titan's blurt.
"[i]Collar[/i]?" The Warlock repeated, "What in the Traveler's name--"
"EEEEEYYYY!" The Hunter loudly laughed, cutting her off. "We were just foolin' that time! R-right, Ti'?" He looked at the Titan now, hoping that he was going to bail him out of this jam. The Hunter [i]knew[/i] the Warlock didn't like him treating the Titan like that. But... It was just that one time!
"Hm?" The Titan asked, slightly confused by the Hunter's frazzled attitude. "Well, okay. Sure!" The Titan, although still confused, confirmed, nodding at the Warlock.
"See?" The Hunter laughed nervously, looking back at the Warlock again. "Nothin' wrong!"
The Warlock said nothing further regarding the matter. "We are departing. [b]Now[/b]." She announced.
"Uuggghhhh..." The Hunter groaned, having a feeling that he didn't [i]fully[/i] convince her. "'Kay Ghost. Let's go." He called out to his Ghost, and, no sooner than he was called, the Hunter's Ghost materialized into the air.
"On it!" The Hunter's Ghost bobbed his body forward once to symbolize a nod. "But before we go..." The Ghost began, "Did you remember to eat before we left the base?" He asked the Hunter.
"Yep." The Hunter nodded once.
"Buff your armor?"
"Uh-uh."
"Shine those Dance Machines?"
"Totes."
"Check yourself?"
"All day, every day." The Hunter continued to confirm. "Now can we just go already?!" He finally snapped at his Ghost.
"O-okay! Sorry!" The Hunter's Ghost quickly apologized before dematerializing the Hunter's body as he was brought into his jumpship. The Warlock watched the Hunter disappear, and gave the Titan one more glance.
"Do take care." She said simply before calling out her Ghost. "Ghost, we are preparing for departure."
The Warlock's Ghost appeared as briskly as the Hunter's Ghost had. "Alright, I assume that you've prepared yourself?" He asked her with a voice of silk.
"Yes." The Warlock nodded.
"Very well." The Ghost said before dematerializing the Warlock, sending her into her jumpship. The Titan watched as the first jumpship-- the Hunter's-- took off from the Tower's hangar and disappeared into the sky, and no sooner, a second followed; the Titan was to himself now.
"Oh well..." The Titan sighed, turning around to take in an eyeful of the Tower. There was so much to do. Yet, there was nothing to do. "I guess I'll just-- Oh CANDY!" He exclaimed as he spotted a piece of wrapped candy on the floor. He briskly picked it up, and just as he was about to unwrap it, he spotted another! "Ooh!" He exclaimed once more, picking up the second piece of candy. Could this day get any better? It could! As he began to unwrap the second piece of candy, which he had decided was going to go first, he spotted another! And another! It was a [i]trail[/i] of candy!
"WOAAAAH!" He screeched in excitement, briskly following the trail of candy as he picked up each piece.
He continued to follow the trail. Up until he picked up the last piece; in an abandoned alleyway in the Tower. No matter, it was such fortune, such [i]grand[/i] fortune that he had stumbled upon so many pieces of cand--
"Tiiiiiiiitaaaaaaan~!" A voice called slowly, yet, very excitedly. The Titan recognized that voice.
[i]Oh no.[/i] the Titan thought. He turned around slowly to see Cosm0 standing at the entrance of the alley, snickering.
"How's it goin'?" She asked him casually, holding some things behind her back.
"O-okay... I guess..." The Titan shrugged lightly, trying to stay calm. He needed to get out of there. But... There was no way out.
"I heard your buds were outta the Tower for a little whiiiiiile~! Sooooooooo..." Cosm0 drifted off, walking towards the Titan, who started to back up. "I thought that we could, y'know, chit chat." She finished.
"Ch-chit chat...?" The Titan repeated, continuing to back up as Cosm0 got closer. "Y-you don't say..."
"Uh-huuuuuuh~..." Cosm0 nodded. "Did you like the candy? And I set that little trail of candy for you!"
"I-I never would've guessed..." The Titan murmured.
"Anywaaaaaaay~..." Cosm0 drew out. "I got a little... [i]Surprise[/i] for you, It's gonna be fun, trust me~! Biggest fans never lie~!"
"W-wait! Stay b-back!" The Titan started to panic, backing up even more until he finally hit the dead end.
"Wh-what are you gonna do with [i]those[/i]?!"
"OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!"
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"That's it?" Markus asked, making Cosm0 look back at him.
"Is what it?" She asked, confused.
"That." Markus answered simply.
"What about that?" Cosm0 asked once again.
"No, is this whole thing done about that?"
"I don't understand; isn't that what you [i]wanted[/i] to know about this?"
"The [B]STORY[/B]." Markus finally said, to end that whole thing about this confusion... "That's the end of the story?"
"Oh," Cosm0 said, "Well, you should've been more specific, y'know?" Markus sighed. That's what he was [i]trying[/i] to tell her!
"Anyway," Cosm0 said, standing up from behind the stack of crates. "We should go talk to him!" She briskly said before jumping over the crates, about to go talk-- or, annoy-- the Titan. But Markus grabbed onto her robe before she could run off.
"Wait!" Markus said, and Cosm0 looked back at him.
"Awh, what?" She asked him, starting to get frustrated. She shared her stories with him, but now Markus was starting to become a pain in the--
"I'm only saying that you shouldn't [i]rush[/i] in there all willy-nilly, scaring him off!" Markus explained to her.
"Oh [i]fine[/i]!" Cosm0 took Markus' advice, crossing her arms stubbornly. "But you'd better help me get my dream husband!"
"IIIIIII don't know what you see in him, but, okay!" Markus agreed, nodding.
[quote]Take 41...STILL CAN'T--: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/181156787[/quote]
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Edited by CitingChain5512: 12/23/2015 9:24:31 AM[spoiler]what are you going to do with those?[/spoiler] Thanks for that snark, another great take
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Can I get a link to the main page?
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Would have been funny to see the Titan fist of panic cosm0 in the alley cause you know he was panicking
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4 RepliesWhat console are you on? I'd love to talk.
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1 ReplyHey, you should compile all these takes into one large document and post a link to it. Then we could read all of them at once
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4 Replies[quote]"I'm only saying that you shouldn't [i]rush[/i] in there all willy-nilly, scaring him off!" Markus explained to her.[/quote] Am I the only one who noticed the joke or are we just not talking about it?
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Damnit.
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2 Replies*writes restrraining order for Cosm0* But hey, good take, good take!
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2 RepliesEdited by mannagement: 12/18/2015 12:37:39 PMGood take, Snark- A good way to try and cheer up a sad day. I also liked how Cosm0 somehow saw the whole 'collar' thing. She might have found a 'kink' in Titan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by Dragonfist_12356: 12/18/2015 4:51:51 PM[i] Edit: this comment was sent before it was complete, worse, I thought I it was discarded. *Sigh* This always happens to me. Long story short, ignore it.[/i]
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#Markush Markus and Rush bby
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8 RepliesMore and more takes, less and less replies... RIP the dream.
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Cosm0 should definitely have a few restraining orders from people around the tower...
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1 ReplyIt was a strap on huh
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1 Reply#huntlock
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1 Replymuahahaha yes, while this goes on huntlock will be silently growing stonger.
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2 Replies"-blam!-!RAAAAPEEEE!!!!!!" the Titan screemed. Restraining order now please.
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First person to say first
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Bump.
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1 Reply*blinking* woa, just woa. That's scary man yet you are a really good writer.
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That's a little sketchy
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Edited by george the great: 12/17/2015 9:35:31 PMCosmos creeping the Titan out, big time. Can you get a restraining order in the tower?
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CosmO is more kinkyer<(don't know if that's a word) than a..... well, I don't know.
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This sounds kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)