Well shit gotta move my plans to kill every human up to Thursday
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i guess I'll have to move my plans up to NOW! "You fell right into my trap!" "FIRE!!" *Hits you with enough energy to obliterate a small star* "Try surviving that..."
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HAHA I AM MADE OF INDESTRUCTIBLE RUBBER HAHAHAHA YOU FAILED
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"Well I know someone who could do something about that!"
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Oh no cones SCATTER!!
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"Your not getting away from me!!" *unleashes a swarm of nanatomic machines to stop your army from moving* "your move" (no pun intended)
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*I spit on the floor and you walk into it and slip and fall ass first on a cone* HAHA I WIN
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Who ever said i was walking? "What'd you spit for?"
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Spitting is a cones defense when it feels threatened
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"Well I'm still not walking"
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Can you walk please?
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*Walks with rubber boots on, carefully, and intends not to slip.* *stands right in front of you* "Run."
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Ok *running*
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*exterminates*