Money doesn't buy happiness? Uh, do you live in America? 'Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can't! They're so awesome, it's just throttle. People smile as they hit the pier. Because you forget, you need gas to turn. It goes against your natural instincts.
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*Buys a waverunner
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Stop advertising
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Go get yourself a WaveRunner!
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Maybe I will!
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Good :D