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Edited by bip:
12/13/2015 2:20:45 AM
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The "Politically correct" list (Winter 2015)
This list has been brought to you by the SJWs.
It is not "Christmas Break", it is "Winter Break". It is not "Merry Christmas", it is "Happy Holidays". Mentioning Christmas may be offensive to non-Christians.
No nativity plays, that can be offensive to non-Christians.
You can not call them "Snowballs", as that relates to a sexual term. Call them "Snowspheres".
Do not give your kids flu shots if you do not want to, it is your choice to make.
If you do not drink pumpkin spiced lates then you are not one of us.
No music can be played that says the word "Christmas", as that can be offensive to non-Christians.
You can't call them "Christmas Trees", you must call them "Holiday Trees" As the word "Christmas" can be offensive to non-Christians.
Santa is an offensive stereotype of the American culture, so you can not mention him.
Do not make cookies for Santa as it is a waste. You could've fed hungry children in Africa with those perishable cookies.
Buying presents feeds into corporate greed, so don't buy presents.
Christmas lights are a waste of electricity, so don't use them.
Stockings for Santa are offensive stereotypes of women. Not all women wear stockings.
Black Friday is racist and offensive due to the negative stereotype surrounding the event. This means that a negative stereotype will now surround African Americans.
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Social justice 1-2-3, woo woo, i want to be PC, woo woo, its just the way to be for me. Your hateful slurs are through, woo woo, we'll fight until you're PC black and blue, woo woo. We are language police, fighting bigotry, hurtful words can suck our turds cause its PC for me!
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2 RepliesI'll just call shit what i want. If somebody has a problem with that, they can go -blam!- themselves with a cactus.
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10 RepliesFirst of all: lol Second of all: Do people really call it Christmas break? I've never heard that in my life.
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2 RepliesI guess this guy predicted this sorta thing back in the 1900s.
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1 ReplyClocks are offensive to babies because they cant count to 12. The word "hello" is offensive because it contains the word "hell". This is the liberal world in the future.
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I get a kick out of all the places that say "Happy [i]Holidays[/i]", but decorate with: ~Christmas trees ~Wreathes ~Elves ~Santa ~Reindeer ~North Pole ~Red and Green ~Play Christmas carols for two solid months until December 26 And yet, there are no signs of: ~Hanukkah [spoiler]-Jewish Stars -Menorahs -Blue and white -Dreidels[/spoiler] ~Kwanzaa [spoiler]-Kinara and Mishumaa Saba (Kwanzaa candle holder and its seven candles) -Red, black, and green[/spoiler] ~New Year's Eve [spoiler]-Champagne -Party hats -Obnoxious 20xx glasses[/spoiler] But what do I know?
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1. Nice satire. 2. I loved this season of South Park. 3. I really hate PC people. Get a joke buddy.
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I'm at a time when you are not in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends with a few weeks and the only way you want a boyfriend is the only thing that would make it a lot of people who are you going to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one is a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be the first half of the year
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3 RepliesThen again people get more offended easier than saving 15 percent or more when switching to geico
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2 RepliesThe way these rules are set, you're making it sound like non-christians are a bunch of pussies. I am offended by that. Everyone knows its the jews' fault!
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2 Replies[spoiler]why[/spoiler] [spoiler]does[/spoiler] [spoiler]it[/spoiler] [spoiler]matter?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI'll start calling Christmas Trees "Holiday Trees" when they start calling Menorahs "Holiday Candlesticks".
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4 Replies[quote] Do not give your kids flu shots if you do not want to, it is your choice to make. .[/quote] This is politically incorrect. Liberals want mandatory vaccines
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It's not winter in the southern hemisphere so calling it winter holidays is racist Reported for racism
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2 RepliesTHIS IS NOT A SATIRE!!! SNOWSPHERE FIGHT
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I remember, about three years ago, something one of my high school teachers told me on the last day of school that semester, after everyone had left but me and I told him goodbye: "Oh, it's Christmas; Merry Christmas." And it made me pretty happy to hear. He was already an awesome teacher, but that made it even better.
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Songs pertaining to cold temperatures or snow are offensive, some regions don't get snow/as cold as America.
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1 ReplyEdited by TopKek: 12/13/2015 3:29:34 PMAhem. [spoiler][b]WHO.[/b][/spoiler] [spoiler][b]THE.[/b][/spoiler] [spoiler][b]FUСK.[/b][/spoiler] [spoiler][b]CARES?[/b][/spoiler]
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What about satan is that politically incorrect
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Check your privilege
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2 RepliesWait is the snowball thing a real one? If so...wtf?
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4 RepliesThe word "Break" is offensive because it offends those who ever broke a bone. Refer it as vacation you sexist pig
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5 RepliesRemove "In God We Trust" from the American dollar because it offends people who don't believe in God
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And not one -blam!- was given that holiday season.
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4 RepliesI've always called it winter break anyway.
