Activision/Bungle Holiday Party
Big wigs: "We are happy to announce that everyone will be getting 4% raises this year"
Bungle employees: Cheers around the room.
A month later when the first checks with their raises are handed out-
Bungle employees:" What? Where are our raises that we were told about?
Um?? Big Wigs, we have all noticed some discrepancy on our checks as to our raises, and it seems you took away some other benefits without telling us either."
Big Wigs: "We're sorry everyone..there was a typo in the speech at the Holiday Party and we didn't catch it. As to why? Well we don't have an explanation for that. What we really meant was that you will be receiving a .04% raise. Now we heard you all happily having discussions about how this would benefit you and what you could do with this extra money, we even joined in on some of these conversations. But in the end we don't know how we didn't catch our error. Now you might be disappointed at this .04% pay raise...but as you see...you don't really see any extra money on this check..but by the end of the year, 52 checks, you will see how this raise has made % of pennies into a dime or so . Now go lie to our fan base some more and make us more money. Oh and yes we did make some of your benefits smaller and hoped you wouldn't catch on..Shame on us.."
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^This lol
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Awesome.
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spot on sir... the greed is real at bungie
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Edited by Truthiness_Inc: 12/11/2015 8:50:45 PMSo well put. Great analogy! EDIT I stole it for my thread but credited you.
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Hope they see this