I play on a 10 inch b/w tv. If you play on anything bigger you suck.
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;-; I play on a 60 inch
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Loser!
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Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
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I thought this was #Destiny not #lolichan or #reddit!
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Wort the wort did you just worting wort about me, you little wort? I’ll have you wort I worted top of my wort in the Worty Worts, and I’ve been worted in numerous secret wort on Wort-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed worts. I am worted in wortilla wortfare and I’m the top worter in the entire US worted forces. You are nothing to me but just another wort. I will wort you the wort out with wortsicion the likes of wort has never been worted before on this Wort, wort my worting worts. You wort you can get away with worting that wort to me over the Wort? Wort again, worter. As we wort I am worting my secret wort of worts across the WORTLAND and your WortIP is being worted right now so you better wort for the wort, wort. The wort that worts out the pathetic little wort you call your wort. You’re worting wort, wort. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wort you in over seven hundred worts, and that’s just with my bare worts. Not only am I extensively worted in unworted wortbat, but I have access to the entire wort of the United Worts Wort Wort and I will wort it to its full extent to wort your miserable wort off the wort of the wort, you little wort. If only you could have worted what unholy wort your little “wort” wort was about to wort wort upon you, maybe you wort have held your worting wort. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re worting the wort, you goddamn wort. I will wort worty all over you and you will wort in it. You’re worting wort, wortto.
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British here. I thoroughly enjoyed your missive and agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments. I would be delighted to join you. But please, after you. I insist. It saddens me to say it, but there are those on here who could benefit from a jolly good handshake.
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*shakes hand* No, no. After you. I insist
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Fantastic post
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That's the best post ever
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Well I can definitely say that this post caught me off guard lol
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Bigger is better bitch. Go back to canda
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Umad merica!