When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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2 Replies>Kid at school: "You going trick or treating?" >Me: "Meh, nope." >Kid: "Wow, your lame. What happened, you couldn't get a costume?" >Me: Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween, but I can't fit several dicks in my mouth." >Kid is silent and walks off. Looking like he just took a bite out of a shit sandwich. Officially rekt. >High-five my friends Another time. Different kid being a dick to people. >Be me >This kid is being a bitch to my friend >Come in to save the day >Kid tells me to fu[i]c[/i]k off > I say to him, "Easy, hot tits. And be careful! Large amounts of sodium isn't good for you! >Kid realises that sodium is salt >Figures out I called them salty >My friend realises that too >Friend says to kid, "Apply cold water to burned area" >Kid pisses off. >Rekt