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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
originally posted in: [DIGITAL_DOJO]
Edited by Devious_Melons: 12/2/2015 9:29:15 AM
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[spoiler]this is just for fun[/spoiler] [u]new quest Legos new host[/u] Easy... Easy... Few [b]lego and a group of workers are hoisting a huge block of lead for the defusion reactor [/b] So let's hope is secure, wait does this thing support one ton? [b]the shelf legs bend[/b] Oh shit! [b]sees boxes if minor stuff, ammo, food, prized China plates Pushes them off[/b] Good, its normal now [b]a bird lands on the block of lead[/b] NO NO NO [b]it starts to fall Stryker shoots the bird with a bow[/b] Good its safe How did a bird get In here Ha Now we wait until the other block runs out [b]lights flicker[/b] Which is now OK let's get this show on the road [b]as the winches slip the lead block out on of it snaps[/b] Fuc- [b]gets crushed, blood everywhere, lego is dead, or is he A blue symbiote thing squeezes out of the blood stained block It grabs a phone by legos body that didn't get crushed In a undisclosed laboratory, scientist gets a call[/b] Scientist: ah lego! Lego: bad news the host got crushed, is there a new host copy? [b]the scientists face wells up in dread, like a prisoner awaiting execution[/b] Scientist: oh... Uhh... The problem is... Ugh.... Lego: what!! Scientist: The defection happened, all copies are corrupted, and we have very little growth annex left [b]in a panicked and desperate voice[/b] Please don't fire me! Lego: don't worry your safe, it was going to happen eventually Scientist: yes I think it's now the time to get a new host, there are a lot stronger ones than strykers. Lego: yes yes yes, I'll ask about the dojo members, I have one candidate in mind for my new host [b]lego cancels call A worker is holding symbiote lego in the palm of his hand He puts it into a brain droid, that looks like R2-D2[/b] Now, time to recruit!! [b]slowly rolls out into the dojo courtyard[/b]
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