What does the Flood know about feline stool?
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Edited by Reign of Bane: 12/4/2015 11:13:47 AMNot sure, my cat's the same. Feed him a good diet but he is a predator and a scavenger and constantly kills rats, nice and birds and goes through bins. Maybe it's all the shit it eats that makes his shit smell bad?
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Bc all your base are belong to us
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Edited by ProphetOfRegret: 11/30/2015 4:27:14 PMbecause.of.cat. [spoiler]doesnt go anywhere btw[/spoiler]
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Huh, I honestly don't know, maybe just the fact that [i][b]IT'S CAT SHIT. [/b][/i]
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Because reasons....
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1 ReplyBecause you touch yourself at night.
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The pee is worse
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Because poop in general smells bad.
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Stop feeding him garbage
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You need to put ketchup on it and a little paprika for flavor.
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4 RepliesYeah cats shit is awful. It's like the cats intenstines have a portal and the shit goes in it and rots for a couple hundred years then floats to the other portal which is the cats butthole. Finally meeting it's true destination. Only to be scooped and sent on an even stinkier journey to the landfills where car companies are planning on making our cars run off it. The journey of cat shit will never end, as it will be turned into fumes that spread through the air creating a world unified through human inhalation of cat shit..one day the cells we have inhaled over the years will turn us...into the cat shit we once let escape from the portal aka the cats butthole.
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Bc its fuçking poop
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The more you smell it the better it smells
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Because you gave it some nasty ass cat food. Dont get whatever you got last time
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Here i thought it was a mainecoon thing
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Usually caused by diet, but digestive problems or a parasite can cause it too.
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2 RepliesHe's dying
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4 RepliesBecause evolution has breed mammals with a sense of "good" and "bad." Food smells good because it's safe to eat. Waste smells bad because eating it will make you sick and die. Those who are shit died. Those who didn't lived.
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3 Repliesbecause cats are horrible pets