[quote]Curie is love, Curie is life.
...I was only 14 years old...
I had all the bobbleheads, and max approval of Curie.
My dad sees my devotion to her and calls me a synth loving scumbag.
I call him a Brotherhood Tool.
He puts on his power armor and punches me in the face.
I'm crying now, and my head needs a stimpak.
I feel a warm presence behind me
It's Curie!
She whispers in my ear
"Are you ready Mousier?"
I am ready
I command her to inspect my bed
She is delighted to do this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I un equip my gear and penetrate her circuit board
She moans that she can truly understand emotions now
It hurts, but I do it for Curie
She eventually conducts her" experiment" for science.
My dad walks in, and is shocked.
Curie says to him: "I believe the term is, 'Yahoo'"?
Curie fast travels to Sanctuary
Curie is love, Curie is life.[/quote
Then claptrap ruins everything. Thanks a lot claptrap.
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Claptrap is love, Claptrap is life. I was only 9 years old. I had all the legendary weapons and achievements....
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