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Community: 'Bungie... No... You're going down a path I can't follow! Please, stop, I love you!' *Bungie sees Microsoft* Bungie: 'LIAR! You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!' *Bungie begins choking Community with the power of nerf* Community: 'No...' Microsoft: 'Let… Them... Go.' *Bungie stops choking Community and turns to Microsoft* Bungie: ‘You turned them against me!’ Microsoft: ‘You have done that yourself.’ Bungie: ‘YOU WILL NOT TAKE THEM FROM ME!’ Microsoft: ‘Your arrogance and lust for power blinded you. And now… you let Activision, this dark lord twist your mind until now… you are only a shell of what you once were.’ Bungie: ‘Do not lecture me, Microsoft. I see through the lies of cash-grabs. I have brought balance, nerfs, and and exclusive rewards to my new DLC.’ Microsoft: ‘Your new DLC?’ Bungie: ‘Don't make me cheese you.’ Microsoft: ‘Bungie, my duty is to Halo, to awful sequels!’ Bungie: ‘If you're not with me… then you're my enemy.’ Microsoft: ‘Only an overhyped game deals in absolute. I will do what I must.’ *Microsoft takes out Halo 5* Bungie: ‘You will try.’ *Microsoft activates Halo 5* *Bungie activates The Taken King* *Master and Apprentice clash*
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