Community: 'Bungie... No... You're going down a path I can't follow! Please, stop, I love you!'
*Bungie sees Microsoft*
Bungie: 'LIAR! You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!'
*Bungie begins choking Community with the power of nerf*
Community: 'No...'
Microsoft: 'Let… Them... Go.'
*Bungie stops choking Community and turns to Microsoft*
Bungie: ‘You turned them against me!’
Microsoft: ‘You have done that yourself.’
Bungie: ‘YOU WILL NOT TAKE THEM FROM ME!’
Microsoft: ‘Your arrogance and lust for power blinded you. And now… you let Activision, this dark lord twist your mind until now… you are only a shell of what you once were.’
Bungie: ‘Do not lecture me, Microsoft. I see through the lies of cash-grabs. I have brought balance, nerfs, and and exclusive rewards to my new DLC.’
Microsoft: ‘Your new DLC?’
Bungie: ‘Don't make me cheese you.’
Microsoft: ‘Bungie, my duty is to Halo, to awful sequels!’
Bungie: ‘If you're not with me… then you're my enemy.’
Microsoft: ‘Only an overhyped game deals in absolute. I will do what I must.’
*Microsoft takes out Halo 5*
Bungie: ‘You will try.’
*Microsoft activates Halo 5*
*Bungie activates The Taken King*
*Master and Apprentice clash*
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