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Girl Gamers - I'm Single.

10/10 would Golden Gun again.

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Patrol my Dreadnaught anytime.

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You look cute today.

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Maybe when your light level is higher.

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Sorry, you just aren't my type. (Solar Burn)

2015

Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you. _____ Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime. _____ I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you. _____ You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever. _____ Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you. _____ I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot. _____ Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you. _____ Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing. _____ You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find. _____ I never been one for farming but I'd grind that. _____ Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head. _____ You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time. _____ We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by. _____ Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP. _____ I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken. _____ Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you. _____ You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. _____ If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind. _____ Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice. _____ < ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>  ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /´    ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) /      >     ,ノ      ∠_,,,/´” I. [spoiler]. /\_,,,_/\ .  ( ❛ ω ❛ )_ . /ゝ < (■\ Webecca!!!  (   (■/ . | /---\ |^´. [/spoiler]

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  • Im a guy, but ur light is low even for april update tbh

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  • Edited by ShadowFSN: 11/25/2015 3:15:12 PM
    I got "no time to explain", but since I always like having "the last word" let me just give you some "super good advice", those pick up lines are good "icebreakers" and I enjoyed reading all of them. They turned my "mida multi-tool" or if you would like to call it my "black spindle" ;) from a "short gaze" to a "longbow" thus now I have a "hardlight". But I'm sorry to tell you but the "fate of all fool" that use that "Fabian Strategy" as their "ace of spades" to get girls will be met with a "red death" and with some "bad juju". So good luck and if you do get cursed...well I hope "the first curse" isn't "the touch of malice" or the "dark drinker" because there might not be a "hereafter" for you.... [spoiler]I tried.....probably doesn't make sense but at least I tried. Though I really liked your pickup lines, I'll try them out...hopefully I don't get smacked :p And thank you everyone for your comments, I appreciate them[/spoiler]

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    • I'll be the Ice Breaker. I'm gonna give you the Truth. Bby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. With your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have patience and time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Don't worry about after, cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C.

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      • Ay girl did you go 9-0 cause you flawless

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        • Catbug

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        • Edited by Kreis: 11/26/2015 1:01:04 AM
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          Are you a hunter? Cuz' you sure like to bitch and moan.

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          • Edited by Earth: 12/2/2015 4:32:21 AM
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            A woman's response to your advances: Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you. [i]I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd want to use aim assist for. [/i] _____ Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime. [i]I am a Gunslinger. But I guess I don't matter. [/i] _____ I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you. [i]Sounds like your looking for an easy girl. You'll need more than cheese to impress this lady. [/i] _____ You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever. [i] I'm looking for a guardian who has found his way in life, not a lost boy. Also, 'forever' is one word. [/i] _____ Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you. [i]If I'm a year two Gjallarhorn, I guess that means you will never obtain me. Why don't you go wolf pack someone else's rounds. [/i] _____ I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot. [i]I just went through a dramatic near-death experience and all you can think about is my body. Thanks, but no thanks. [/i] _____ Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you. [i]It's actually the Dead Orbit shader, Nowhere. As in- you're going Nowhere near my armor or I'll knock you where the shader don't shine. [/i] _____ Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing. [i]It's not like I can do anything about my hair anyways. And I don't want to start my appearance all over just to end up in the tower talking to low levels like you. Go ahead and Focus your Light somewhere else. [/i] _____ You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find. [i]Please go on about how I'm an object of possession. [/i] _____ I never been one for farming but I'd grind that. [i]Do you even have a grind dance emote? Didn't think so.[/i] _____ Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head. [i]Did you just call me a Jackolyte? Are you trying to insult me? [/i] _____ You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time. [i]Heavy!!! Screw you, I just got over an eating disorder.[/i] _____ We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by. [i]I would be glad to hear you stop talking about anything. And once I've walked by, I'll continue to walk away. [/i] _____ Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP. [i]Get Gud, Scrub.[/i] _____ I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken. [i]I bet you would love me to be absent of all thought and under your absolute control. #R@peWhistle. [/i] _____ Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you. [i]Well, not my problem. Good luck, hun.[/i] _____ You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. [i]Family is everything and you've insulted mine. Luckily, you're not worthy of my wrath. [/i] _____ If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind. [i]Thank you for stopping yourself. Feel free to do that every time you think about saying something.[/i] _____ Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice. [i][Code of Conduct], The Women's Rights Movement, & Sexual Harassment Handbook are all good reads.[/i]

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            • Girl, are you Destiny? Because you've taken most of my money and given me little more than empty promises.

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              • You forgot :- Are you from Venus because you made my Spirit Bloom

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              • Sorry, need light level 321 to even be considered.

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                Are you the Touch of Malice? Because I can't get into 'Hard Mode' without you.

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                • What's the drop rate on those panties? *drops mic*

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                    Girl you make my spire raise - VOG

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                    • Are you a storm caller? Cuz dat ass is electrifying.

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                      • Bump

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                      • This is funny.

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                      • Made my day! lol

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                      • You're brothers a douche. Holy shit I'm crying

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                      • Brruuuuuhhhhh

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                        Are you a thirsty 12 year old?!?

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                      • Cool now you got that off your chest lets finish the raid now

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                        • Wow... Not sure if professional level "lines" guy, or Destiny has taken too much of you...

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                          • Do you make your sandwiches toasted?

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                          • Damn girl you you a decent raid drop? Because I never see you. Ever. Not even once. I hate you.

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                              • Edited by TheMasterDB8er: 11/26/2015 6:19:48 PM
                                [quote]You must he the queen of the reef, because your brother's a douche.[/quote] Haha This is great!

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