When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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7 RepliesI hated my step father with a huge passion so when I was like 10 I was starting to "discover" myself so whenever my parents went shopping I would go into their bathroom, take a condom and jerk off into it. I did this for about a week and one day my mom starting bitching and throwing stuff at my step father telling him to get out of the house cause she thought he was cheating on her cause a box of 10 condoms went missing in less then a week. We moved to a different state and I never saw him again after that.