When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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19 RepliesOk sit down this is gonna take me a minute Rewind back to the age of MySpace. I'm single. I get a message from a chick, Interested no less. Wants to talk, maybe lead to more. I look at her profile, from Texas (3 States over from me). I kindly express my dissinterest. About 3 days later, i get a message back. It was super heated. Telling me how I'm such an animal and people like me should be hung for not liking people of her type. Instant wtf. I look at her profile a little closer. Shit. Wheelchair. So i have a little fun. I mean who is this bitch to blame me for something that had nothing to do with that? I didn't want a friend that far off, my bad for not explicitly mentioning that. So i send her a message back, and i quote, "i didn't know you were in a wheelchair. I didn't care. I simply didn't want a friend 3 States over. And if you have a problem with it, I'll be here waiting on you *address redacted*. At the top of the stairs"