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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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2 RepliesA cowboy, native American , and black guy are sitting on a fence. NA: [i]jumps off fence[/i] I use to be one of many, now I am one of few. Black guy: [i]jumps down[/i] I was one of few, now I is one of many. Cowboy: yeah, well we didn't play cowboys and nìggers yet.
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7 RepliesWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]because paladin Danse is actually a synth and goes rouge and your son Shaun is older than you and is the father of the institute[/spoiler] Love that one ^^^^
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1 ReplyI'm a very knife guy I promise you [spoiler] get it I'm so clever [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYour life. [spoiler]jk I love you[/spoiler]
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1 Reply
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I once dated a woman with a peg leg, but I had to cut it off.
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2 RepliesI lost my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about this.
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1 ReplyWhat's the difference between a black man and Darth Vader? [spoiler]Darth Vader admits he's the father.....[/spoiler] [spoiler]im sorry [/spoiler]
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9 RepliesA sunbreaker walks into a bar... [spoiler]There was no counter[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesWhen I was young, my dad used Snowballs to make a slushy. I miss Snowballs. She was a good cat.
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1 ReplyThe WNBA
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2 RepliesThe doorbell rang at Wayne manor, and Alfred tells Bruce, "there's someone at the door master Wayne." "Who is it?" Asks Bruce. Alfred looks at him. "Not your parents." "Geez Alfred why you gotta do that to me?" "Because they told me to." "Who?" "Not your parents."
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2 RepliesWhy did the pervert cross the road? Because his finger was stuck in the chickens ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesJared likes his women like he likes his subs. [spoiler]6 and 12[/spoiler] Why cant orphans play baseball? [spoiler]they dont know where home is.[/spoiler] Why is it hard to brake up with Japanese girls? [spoiler]Because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by VotiveRabbit: 11/19/2015 10:34:43 PMInsert your penis into an in use toaster... You won't be bored if you do so... Honest... [spoiler]...?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Perfect Flaw: 11/20/2015 8:55:40 PMWhy did Paul Walker cross the road? [spoiler]He wasn't wearing a seatbelt[/spoiler] [b][i][u]BU DUMP CHHHHH[/u][/i][/b]
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1 Reply[spoiler]look in the mirror[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesSo two guys walk into a bar... [spoiler]the third one ducks[/spoiler]
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Haise Sasaki is the strongest.
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5 RepliesWhy did the baby cross the road? [spoiler]It was stapled to the chicken.[/spoiler] What s the difference between a baby and a lambo? [spoiler]I don't have a lambo in my garage.[/spoiler] What is the difference between a baby and an onion? [spoiler]I cry when I chop up onions.[/spoiler] How do you get a baby out of a blender? [spoiler]Tortilla chips. (That was hard to spell)[/spoiler] What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? [spoiler]He wiped his bum.[/spoiler] Knock, knock? Who's there? [u][i][b]NOT THE BABY[/b][/i][/u]
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4 RepliesDark jokes or weak jokes?
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7 RepliesWhy did the Console Peasant cross the road? [spoiler]To render the buildings on the other side.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by ALoafOfBagels: 11/20/2015 5:56:37 AMIf you are uneasy with racist jokes don't open the spoilers. [spoiler]Do you know any racist jokes? Actually, don't say any because [i]there is a black guy in family tree.[/i][/spoiler] [spoiler]What do you call an Asian on wheels? Virgin Mobile.[/spoiler] [spoiler]A boy is sitting on the front porch with his Grandpa. His Grandpa lighted up a cigar and the boy says, "Could I try that?" Then his Grandpa asks him, "Well, can your dick touch your ass?" The boy then says no. Then his grandpa said, "well then you can't try my cigar." The next morning the boy's grandpa cracks open a beer. The boy asks, "Can I try your drink?" His grandpa then asks again, "can your dick touch your ass?" Then the boy replys no. Then his grandpa said he couldn't have any. The next morning his grandpa is reading the news. The boy asks, "Can I read that?" Then yet again, his grandpa asks, "Can your dick touch touch your ass?" Per usual the boy says no. Then his grandpa said he can't read the newspaper. The next morning his grandpa is sitting on the porch, watching the sunrise. Then the boy walks out and has a big cookie in his hand. His grandpa then asks, "Hey could you share you cookie with me? Your dear grandpa?" The boy then asks, "can your dick touch your ass?" His grandpa then replys, "It sure can!" The boy then replys, "well then you can go [b]fu[/b]ck yourself!" [/spoiler] [spoiler]So I was taking a walk in the park, then this hot Asian chick walks up to me. Then I ask for her phone number and she says, "Sex sex sex! Free sex tonight!" At this point I'm anxious to meet her for real. Then her friend walks up to me and says, "Sorry she has a strong accent. She said '666-3629'" [/spoiler] [spoiler]What's faster than the speed of light? A Jew with a coupon.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHow to get a Jewish girl's number [spoiler]pull up their sleeve[/spoiler]
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let's go over all the conservative terrorists shall we flood this on all conservative agenda Donald trump, his hair scares me Jonny gat, he is a terrorist who loves his second amendment Hitler, he put too much propane in the shower Bill nye: causing kids to chant wiccan chants Momma June:she is causing america to sink making the water levels rise George bush: 9/11 Morgan freeman: his voice will sooth you and make you think its all OK then -blam!- he licks your ear OP: for scaring floodians West boro baptist church:its existence They all hate gay people They all hate trans people They all hate Morgan Freeman They all hate liberals They all hate thy neighbor They all hate babies They all hate sex They all hate john oliver They all hate airports They all hate the difference between memes and image macros They all hate shrimp Car parts They all hate coke They all hate bundles of stickz They hate clocks They hate Muslims What do they like? Shooting innocent people because of their religion They all love guns They all love pollution They all love melting ice caps They all love mud They all love trump They all love slavery Where are they happy Ted cruz state Southern merica Huston America Gun shops They hate anyone who doesnt support their agenda Quote from a face book conservative "I will shoot any tranny,fag,lib,slave,Mexican, mooslum who harms my daughter with agenda" Why do they hate car parts? Why do they hate sticks? Why do they hate unpaid workers? Why do they hate Juan other race Why do they hate other political parties Why do they hate "mooslums" (I assume a slum for cows that go moo) Because we r le enemy of Le sworn conservative 😎😎😎😎[
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1 ReplyI guy told me destiny sucks [spoiler]I told him he swallowed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
