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Edited by JEWCRUSHER666: 11/7/2015 9:26:56 PM
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What's your best joke? NSFW

I'll start with a harmless one-liner Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze Alright your turn, make us laugh. 😉

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  • ***Not my joke*** So a guy was at a pharmacy buying condoms for the first time. The really hot girl pharmacist saw he was "new" and nervous so naturally she went to help. She asked "Do you know how to use these?" He replied anxiously "No." So she pulled a condom out and demonstrated with her thumb. She said with a smirk "Make sure its firm and tight." She looked around and saw nobody was at the pharmacy. She motioned him to "Come here." He did. She started to get undressed and asked "Does this get you excited?" She was hot and sexy. He said without hesitation, "Yes." She told him to put a condom on. While she continued to strip until nudity. So she said "Bang me." After a few 'rounds' she asked "Did you put the condom on?" He pulled up his thumb and replied "Sure did!"

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