I'm not completely sure if this qualifies as a burn but it was pretty funny. A while back my dad got in touch with a girlfriend he had in high school and they've been hanging out and drinking beer and I've gone with them a couple times. One time they were arguing about the things that people are expected to do in relationships. The discussion got kind of heated with my dad especially having a problem having to pay for dinner and the movies when you take a girl on a date. She said "That's because we have to put up with all the crap you guys do so the least you guys can do is pay for our stuff when we go out. If you don't like it, you can be single or be gay." I said "Well as long as they're willing to pay for part of the bill, I'll grit my teeth and take that cock up my ass." The look on their faces was priceless.
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Lol wut?