I'll start with a harmless one-liner
Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze
Alright your turn, make us laugh. 😉
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12 Replies"[i]Mommy, why were you bouncing up and down on daddy last night?[/i]" "Well, umm, honey. You see, daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "[i]That won't work[/i]" "Why not?" "[i]Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up[/i]"