Got cla-- OH LOOK, A COOKIE! *Ahem* Anyway. You guys have known my characters for some Takes now, and I guess it's finally time to pop... The Question. "Which Member of the Trio are you most like?". Which member is most... you? Are you like the Hunter; Somewhat rash and confident? The Titan; Kind and loyal? Or are you like the Warlock; Serious and always trying to keep the team in line? You know the drill, answer in the poll. And if you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes just follow "#gotclass"! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down, haha. [quote]Missed a recent Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151304261/0/0/1 (Take 5) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151852959 (Take 6) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152394654/0/0 (Take 7) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228/0/0 (Post your Ideas + Snark's Future Stories)[/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [i]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Titan,[/b] Status Update: Hugging his teammates to death. (Can't tell if on purpose...) Exo, Male He, Him, His Bull (Generally and for Sunbreaker/Defender) Buffalo for Striker Jellybeans [b]Hunter,[/b] Status Update: Taking a cat nap. Human, Male He, Him, His Wolf (Generally/Bladedancer/Nightstalker) Coyote/Dingo for Gunslinger Sour Worms [b]Hates[/b] Thorn (But that's another Take) [b]Warlock,[/b] Status: Trying to survive their team. ???, Genderless (?) They, Them, Theirs, dislikes being called "It" Bird (Generally) Phoenix for Sunsinger Raven for Voidwalker Thunderbird for Stormcaller Gummy Bears [b]"Special Delivery!" Conclusion[/b] *[i]The team meet up in the central point of the Tower.[/i] [b]Warlock[/b]: Alright, how much Strange Coins have we all received...? [b]Hunter[/b]: I got a few hundred... [b]Titan[/b]: I did, too. [b]Warlock[/b]: Alright, excellent! [b]Hunter[/b]: How many did [i]you[/i] get? [b]Warlock[/b]: Ten. [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: [B]TEN[/B]?! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Nods once* Yes, ten. [b]Hunter[/b]: Floof, what the heck were you doin'?! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Crosses their arms* Tch, please. After my last customer, I refuse to touch another Guardian's hand until I see them disinfect it. [b]Hunter[/b]: Oh come on! [b]Titan[/b]: That's probably why the Hunter and I got the most Strange Coins... [b]Hunter[/b]: No [b]joke[/b]! Whatever, let's just go cash in to Xûr so we can drop this thing! *[i]The Trio head back to the place near the Speaker's observatory, where that giant door was always closed. Where Xûr should have been.[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Notices something* ...Oh? *Walks closer to the door* [b]Hunter[/b]: What is it? [b]Warlock[/b]: *Tears something off of the door* It's a note... [b]Titan[/b]: What's it say? [b]Warlock[/b]: Their cursive [i]is[/i] nice, I shall give whoever wrote this down, that. [b]Hunter[/b] & [b]Titan[/b]: *They, too, join the Warlock to read the note.* [quote][I]Gone on unexpected vacation, thanks for filling in. =)[/I] [I]Xûr, Agent of the Nine[/I] ~❤[/quote] [b]Hunter, Titan[/b] and [b]Warlock[/b]: [I][B]WHAT?!?[/B][/I] [b]End of "Special Delivery!"[/B] [b]The Lives of Three Classes Quickie, "Chinky"[/b] [b]Titan[/b]: *Reading over a data pad in a swivel chair with an elbow on the desk to prop one side of his face up, as he just read, bored.* [b]Warlock[/b] & [b]Hunter[/b]: *Enter the room, arguing, no surprise there...* [b]Titan[/b]: *Looks up from the data pad and turns to look at the Warlock and Hunter* What's wrong? [b]Hunter[/b]: Psh, Floofy, here-- *Jerks his thumb backwards to the Warlock, who was standing behind him* -- Thinks that every Hunter's armor is-- *Makes his fingers into air quotation marks* -- "Deficient". [b]Warlock[/b]: Hmph, only because it [i]is[/i]. It has one [b]very[/b] vulnerable chink to it. [b]Titan[/b]: *Tilts his head to the side gently, his curiosity piqued* How do you know? [b]Warlock[/b]: *Walks ahead of the Hunter a little* Titan, take note of this... [b]Titan[/b]: Uhhh... *Looks around the room, still in his chair, and grabs a random notepad and pencil* Okay, ready! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Turns to face the Hunter now* May I...? [b]Hunter[/b]: Uhh... Okay? [b]Warlock[/b]: Very well then... *Gently takes both of the Hunter's shoulders, and pulls him closer* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Suddenly feeling [i]very[/i] uncomfortable* Heh, Floof, wh-what are you doin'? [b]Warlock[/b]: *Their voice morphs into a whisper now* ...Ready...? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Stuttering* I-I-I-I guess so... [b]Warlock[/b]: Mmm... *Suddenly, the Warlock [i]KNEES[/i] the Hunter in the crotch!* [b]Hunter[/b]: GAH! *Falls to the ground, holding his sensitive area* [b]Titan[/b]: OOH. *Winces, as if he actually felt that!* [b]Warlock[/b]: Your armor is deficient, Hunter, because, for lack of better words, your groin is exposed... *Steps over the crumpled Hunter, about to leave* I couldn't do that to the Titan, [i]his[/i] groin is armored... I think my work here is done... *Leaves the room* [b]Titan[/b]: Wow... *Looks at the Hunter* They [b]told[/b] you! [b]Hunter[/b]: SH-SHUT UP! [b]The Lives of Three Classes Story, "A real Thorn in my (Back)side"[/b] [b]Hunter, Warlock, Titan[/b], TOWER, MORNING *[I]The trio are relaxing in their home. The Hunter, reading comic books. The Warlock, cooking some random meal for the team. And the Titan, digging through their storage room, and he was making quite the bit of noise, too.[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Shuts his comic closed and sits up from his slouching position on the couch he was lying on* Titan, do you mind being quiet for [b]five minutes[/b]?! [b]Titan[/b]: *Picking up a box* Sorry! I'm just looking through some of our old stuff... [b]Hunter[/b]: *Now, he was interested* Really? Heh, that doesn't sound like a bad idea... *Looks at the Warlock now* 'Ey, Warlock! Wanna come look through some oldies with us? [b]Warlock[/b]: *Turns to look at the Hunter, undoing the knot to their "Kiss the Cook" apron* That sounds good... *[I]Both the Hunter and Warlock join the Titan, who was opening up some boxes[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: *Reaches into the box, and pulls out a Thorn bullet* Oho, remember this...? [b]Hunter[/b]: Ugh, don't remind me... [b]Warlock[/b]: That [i]is[/i] a rather... Interesting memory... [b]Titan[/b]: Yeah, this is when you got shot in the butt by that Thorn guy, you started acting weird after that! Haha! Remember, Hunter? [b]Hunter[/b]: Dude, I thought I just said not to remind me! *[i]FLASHBACK[/i]* *[i]The trio are in the middle of a Crucible Skirmish (Blind Watch), regrouping[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Blinks inside of the tower with the spinning doors, where the Warlock and Titan were waiting for him* [b]Warlock[/b]: Wh-what took you so long?! We thought the match would end before you came back! [b]Titan[/b]: Yeah, and I want to knock some heads before that! [b]Hunter[/b]: Relaaaaaaax ladies, there's no way we're gonna lo-- *[I]Right before the Hunter can finish, another Hunter shoots at him with Thorn![/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: Grrk! *Upon impact and the poison from the Thorn bullet, the Hunter starts feeling dizzy...* Uggghhh.. *Falls face first onto the ground* [b]Titan[/b] & [b]Warlock[/b]: [b][i]Hunter?![/i][/b] *[I]Time's up...[/i]* [b]Lord Shaxx over microphone[/b]: Weapons down Guardians, this fight's [i]over[/i]! [b]Titan[/b]: Well, [b]this[/b] is a nice time to finish up a match! [b]Warlock[/b]: Nevermind that, let's just get him to orbit! *[i]In orbit, the Hunter was in the jumpship with the Titan, and the Warlock was flying their own jumpship by themselves[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Presses a button in their jumpship to tap into the Titan's communicators in his jumpship* How is the Hunter? [b]Titan[/b]: Ehh, not good... [b]Hunter[/b]: But I don't want to eat broccoli for dinneeeeeeeer! [b]Titan[/b]: He's acting a little weird... [b]Hunter[/b]: *Squishing up against the Titan now, pressing his hand on the Titan's face* Let's have ice cream for dinner, instead! [b]Titan[/b]: [b]I'M TRYING TO DRIVE.[/b] [b]Warlock[/b]: ... *Listening to the whole thing* Ah, maybe we should return to the Tower to find out what's wrong with him... [b]Titan[/b]: Right-- OH WAIT, DON'T TOUCH THAT-- *[i]The Titan's jumpship starts zooming around in all directions![/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: WHEEEEEEE! *[i]In the Tower...[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: *With the Titan* Okay, first we need to examine him... When did he start acting strange? [b]Titan[/b]: Shortly after he got shot by Thorn. [b]Warlock[/b]: Then, that must mean that Thorn is causing the Hunter to act this way! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Running around the Tower like a child* Oooooooh pretty ball! *Squishes against the glowy purple ball that rested near Master Rahool* [b]Titan[/b]: That means that he's going to be acting like a kid? [b]Warlock[/b]: Yes. [b]Titan[/b]: Does that also mean we're going to be his... *Sounds a little excited* [i]Parents[/i]? [b]Warlock[/b]: ...No. [b]Titan[/b]: But the Hunter needs tender, loving care! And [i]we're[/i] the only ones that can help him! [b]Warlock[/b]: Eugh, there is no "[i]we[/i]"... [b]Titan[/b]: Aren't [i]we[/i] a team, though? [b]Warlock[/b]: ... *Sighs* Yes... [b]Titan[/b]: Then it's settled! [i]We[/i] will be the Hunter's parents until he gets better~! Don't worry, this'll be fine! *Confidently slaps the Warlock's back, a little [b]too[/b] hard that they almost fall over!* [b]Warlock[/b]: GAH! *Trying to regain their balance* Titan! [b]PLEASE[/b] be careful! [quote]Take 9, this is fine: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/154050377[/quote]