When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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74 RepliesEdited by Potato Salad: 11/4/2015 11:42:13 AMSo a year ago, I was in 8th grade, and I had a haircut that some people (who don't know what they are talking about) thought was gay. So one day, one of my friends cousin, who was in 6th grade and had absolutely the worst yearbook picture ever, said jokingly, "how is your gay haircut doing?" I reply, "pretty good. How is your yearbook picture doing?" He got all pissy and stormed off. Edit:Posted the picture :) Edit: selected answer lol Edit: lol 50 replies. Never saw that coming >_<