When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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Edited by Red Death: 11/2/2015 12:44:53 AMThis kid was dissing halo and xboxes in class, ( his parents are divorced btw ) I said "how does it feel knowing that your parents are brother and sister, you inbred Down syndrome, no wonder they split up, man you're parents split up faster than you split up a new pair of jeans. He proceeded to say that xbox thumbs ticks are right next to each other and the ps ones aren't. Fml So I say, "Tell Microsoft to make a custom controller to fit ur fat ass sausage fingers"