When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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In drafting class at our school, we sorta have this 'thing'. Our teacher is half crazy. He gets mad at us for no reason sometimes. But thats not involved in this. My friends kept "roasting" each other, which is the 'thing' i was talking about. So after about a week of hearing "ooooo roasted" i got pissed off. I said guys pls staph. This is crazy. So, one of my classmates said that "are you challenging me?" I replied "no, but i do think you are mentally challenged" all the entire class said "roasted!" And then we all got in trouble because of the crazy teacher.