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10/29/2015 5:35:04 PM
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A very Destiny X-Mass :)

After a wildly successful Halloween event, we are sure to have an amazing X-Mass event! I can see it now... [i]Cayde 6 dressed up as old Saint Nick, and he needs your help to get his stolen present back (there guns, all guns). All you have to do is every strike ever made on Dec. 24th or pay a small fee 2500 silver to aquire all of Santa Cayde's arsenal of giving. Nooo, we don't have any more endgram wrapping paper! Huzah we are off on a time locked quest on the 24th that appears with only 5 hours left to midnight. You have to hunt down the Grinch (aka the Cryptarch) at the bottom of the King's Fall raid on hard mode, easy peazee. After beating Oryx who is wearing an adorable little red hat and elf ears from a full clear (no checkpoints silly), you find our Cryptarch in a green suit tied up next to the loot chest. His heart grows 2 sizes and if you're lucky (50% chance, other wise back to the start) he gives you the wrapping paper (aka engramer)... or you could bypass this timed event for a mere 3000 silver. Finally it is time to save Destiny X-Mas! You sparrow race across all the zones dunking presents like rift bombs down chimneys of; Fallen and Cabal (hive get coal and the Vex are in another time zone). Now just for fun you can only start this quest between 11:00-12:00pm pst. Ideally do not mess up the delivery rout timming otherwise you need to restart the current zone. You can at this point if you want to (totaly optional) purchase a sparrow of twice the normal speed, that looks like Santa's sleigh, with a Cayde 6 thumbs up logo on it for a mere 3500 silver, it also can fly.[/i] Congratulations! You saved Cayde's Destiny X-Mas! Now for our truely special players Bungie's holiday event staff and there stock holder will come over to your home and make sweet love to your rectum for the rest of the evening if you bought all 8000 silver. [b][u][i]Merry Destiny X-Mass guardians! See you at new year ;-)[/i][/u][/b] [spoiler]Make your own even better X-mass event to share among our friends here![/spoiler]

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