step 1: make a fool proof plan that abuses everyone you know you gather one piece of information about her
step 2: do it again
step 3: after you have enough fragments, talk to her. bring up subjects she likes
step 4: ask her out
step 5: get rejected
step 6: creep into her bedroom at night
step 7: fhritp
step 8: discover she is super popular and had to turn you down, but really likes you
step 9: fhrit-@ss-
step 10: have a secret relationship and eventually ask her to marry you, get rejected, ask why . . .
[spoiler]step 11: wake up[/spoiler]
[spoiler]step 12: see the chic in your dream the next day[/spoiler]
[spoiler]step 13: 'fuk dis sh1t I'm out'[/spoiler]
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Dammit Wyoming
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hey donut. btw, where is tucker? dam him!!!!
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I was expecting a knock-knock joke. I was disappointed
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Nicely said Wyoming.
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thank you, old man.