*sees hot grill*
Hey girl, I've got a full set of daedric armor with your name on it.
Dat ass.
Like that hair.
Girl I could carry you through a dungeon any day.
I should probably say something to her.
Do you like hentai? No that's weird, I better ask something else.
Do you like anal? Thats better.
Oh shit, she's standing next to a boy. 1v1 me rust fgt.
Dat ass.
Pretty eyes.
One handed or two?
Heavy or light?
What Pokemon did she pick?
Do you think she's beat super meat boy?
How far has she gotten on zombies?
Does she watch breaking bad?
Dat ass.
Them titties tho.
Wonder how she feels about shaved heads.
Does she have an accent?
Netflix and chill?
Oh hey, who's that girl?
*process repeats*
English
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[quote]*sees hot grill* Hey girl, I've got a full set of daedric armor with your name on it. Dat ass. Like that hair. Girl I could carry you through a dungeon any day. I should probably say something to her. Do you like hentai? No that's weird, I better ask something else. Do you like anal? Thats better. Oh shit, she's standing next to a boy. 1v1 me rust fgt. Dat ass. Pretty eyes. One handed or two? Heavy or light? What Pokemon did she pick? Do you think she's beat super meat boy? How far has she gotten on zombies? Does she watch breaking bad? Dat ass. Them titties tho. Wonder how she feels about shaved heads. Does she have an accent? Netflix and chill? Oh hey, who's that girl? *process repeats*[/quote] I sent that to my friend. Eagerly awaiting answers.
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I early await answers as well.
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Breaking bad ftw, anyone else being their favorite meth cooker for Halloween?
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Jessie! We need to cook!
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Actually Walt, using Jesse for a body in an English project lmao
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[b][i]I'M DONE! NEVER COOKING AGAIN, BITCH![/i][/b] *two episodes later* [b]WE COOKED LIKE 40 POUNDS OF METH![/b]
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[quote]Do you like hentai? no thats weird. Do you like anal? thats better[/quote]
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[quote][quote]Do you like hentai? no thats weird. Do you like anal? thats better[/quote][/quote]