When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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Edited by C00CHIEman: 10/29/2015 2:55:10 AMOne time at the Santa Monica promenade in CA, my girlfriend and I were just enjoying ourselves since school just ended. We then walk run into my ex who's with a couple of friends and this is how it went down. Ex: Hey I haven't seen you in a while. Me: Ikr why don't we keep it that way ;) *Girlfriend and I start walking away* Ex: -blam!- you asshole! Me: I know you would do that again. *Girlfriend looks at me and starts smiling*