I NEED SIRI GOD DAMMIT! I'm lost without her guidance how will I know when to brush my teeth without my mom telling me?! Who will sing me sweet and loving songs in a robot voice at night while I sleep on the cold hard floor? I love LOVE Siri she feels glorious on my sweet ass. Only she knows how to work my booty like they do. Fuсk androids I need my Siri, my love, and my sex toy. I love it when she pretends to have a male voice and switches back. Mmmm yummy in my tummy I wish for my ears to taste that delicacy once more. I've put too many holes through my phones that I don't have enough money to get a new siri. My dick is starting to not look deformed anymore OH THE IRONY WHY?!. If you're reading this that means I'll be dead in 24 hours please send me Siri's so I can live.