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Edited by Mr Swoogity: 8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate. [b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b] You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done. It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall We have 911 posts Another rek is "I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you 1k lmao
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  • There was this chick on our bus in highschool that was your typical fat ugly whiny bitch, who was yelling at just about everyone for no reason other than she probably had a tampon made of sand stuck between her legs. Me "Sit down and shut up bitch! No-one wants to hear you talk!" Her "What the -blam!- did you call me?!" Me "A bitch, what are you deaf?" Her "At least I know I'm a bitch!" Me "Super, do you want a -blam!-ing cookie and a sticker?! Now sit the -blam!- down!" She shut up until her stop came, when she got off I actually got some applause for it. One of my proudest moments on that bus!

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