When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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Not really a burn cuz she was my friend but definitely funny. We were in art class, one of the last classes in k-12 to put you in groups of four like elementary school. Girl was exchange student from Germany. Mice and how to catch them was brought up. She talks about a cage where the mouse can go in but can't come out. I say "what do you do when its in there? Gas them?" The other three including my friend die of laughter, so do I once I realize what I said