I am bored. Entertain me.
Mine:
Every 60 seconds, in Africa a minute passes.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
[spoiler]Because she was a woman[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesTwo guys are out hunting. As they walk through a field, they find a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The first guy says to the other, "I'm gonna f**k this sheep in the a**." The guy then pulls his pants down and f**ks the sheep. After he's done, he looks at the other guy and says, "Ok, now it's your turn." The other guy says in return, "Do I have to put my head in the fence to?"