When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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21 RepliesEdited by dpghut: 8/11/2015 9:36:14 PMI changed a setting on my mum's laptop, but she didn't like it. She was in one of those moods parents often get into. When she asked why I changed her resolution settings, I told her it was to make it more efficient. She asked me to change it back. After a small fight, I storm away, somewhat mad. She yells, "YOU SON OF A BlTCH!" I reply, [spoiler]"HELL YEAH I AM!" [/spoiler] Was grounded for a week, but so worth it.