I have my own.
Rick: Titan human male
Michael: hunter human male
James: warlock exo male
[i]MERIDAN BAY, MARS[/i]
Rick: Ugh, why do we have to watch the cabal?
Mike: we have orders.
Rick: Psh! You are always following orders! Just relax and go for a sparrow drive over the hellmouth
James: Chances of survival are 3% if jumping over the hellmouth. And the hive would most certainly-
Mike and Rick: Nobody cares.
James falls silent.
Mike: look just help me with that sniper of yours and tell me, what are the cabal doing?
Rick: Fine!!! Jeez...
Mike: thank you.
Rick looks through the sniper for 44 seconds.
Rick: huh. Looks like the cabal have a new vehicle.
Mike: what does it look like?
Rick: I don't know it looks like some sort of cat.
Mike: what like a puma?
Rick: there you go.
James: Warning! Incoming cabal fire!
Rick: what? No there's no way-
Explosion
Mike: SON OF A-
KABOOM!!!!
To be continued
English
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PART 3 [spoiler]BLACK GARDEN, MARS[/spoiler] Rick: Hunter male human Mike: Titan male human James: warlock male exo Rick: Did you get anything in comms? James: Negative. There are blights all around here. They're jamming our comm signals so until we destroy them- Mike: we get it. We're stuck here with the taken. Rick turns toward mike: Maybe they're gonna go to a party. Are we invited? Mike: Orders dictate what our missions are. This... This we have no orders whatsoever! I have no idea what to do. Rick: That's a first. James: Hold up. I'm detecting a faint signal from further inside the garden! Rick: Eh? Here? James: Affirmative. Mike: If another guardian is trapped here we need to help them. Fireteam kilo! We need to- Rick: can we change our team name? It's too formal! How about the Argonauts? Mike and James: No. The team is fine. Rick: Merh... Fun killers. James: Hold up. The signal is coming...closer to us. Rick: Say wha? Mike: Perhaps we should go and greet whoever is- oh crap. Rick: Did the Taken somehow acquire a spider tank? Great... Mike: WEAPONS FREE! XX//MEMORY UNIT CORRUPT. TRANSMISSION ENDED\\XX Mysterious voice: Huh. Well those three are surrounded are they? Hmmm... Time to round up fireteam 777, the Iron Strikers. The greatest fireteam ever. They'll bring them back to the City. Especially if James is being corrupted by the age of his memory disc. Mysterious voice: Send the word. The hunt will start.
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James sounds like a damn frame, you do know EXOS are born with imagination/consciousness
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He is more into the science and not social qualities
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Well no offense it's unrealistic for an exo. He wouldn't be sputtering facts and that's it also, I think the hunters and Titans personalities should be switched, since it's more likely for a hunter to be a easy going guy and the titan as the soldier. Good dialogue besides the James stuff, and I like the plot
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Thx. I'll consider it
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PART 2 [i]MERIDAN BAY, MARS[/i] Rick: Hunter, human male Mike: Titan, human male James: warlock, exo male Rick: I told you that would happen. Mike: hey I was able to use my bubble to stop the explosion so be grateful. James: without Ward of Dawn our chances of survival would be 12%. Rick: sigh. Why do people team up on me all the time? Now if that's out of the way what do we do now? Mike: while you were napping- Rick: I was unconscious! Mike: -we landed somewhere in a buried building. We just need to find a way out. James: Scans show poor structural integrity near that door. Rick: so blast our way out? James: affirmative. Mike: I'll get the grenades. Rick: no need I got something that may work. Rick uses golden gun. Explosion. Mike: what the hell? James: warning! Darkness blight detected. Proceed with caution! Rick: The black garden..... ####. Mike: now what? Rick:................ I don't know. Maybe we should contact Marisa. Mike: the warlock girl? The one who built James? James: affirmative. Rick: well let's.... Oh crap. Are those taken? Mike: yep. Hey? Rick: yeah? Mike: why do think they're here? [i]TO BE CONTINUED[/i]
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Oh my God that's hilarious. Let's see if other people actually get it
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Hopefully they will
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Here's me here: >Sees puma >Ohlol.jpg