^ Hunter's quote of the day. Got class? What do you mean "Why does it matter to me"? Because I just want to know. What do you mean "If you have class it's your own business"? What's your problem? What do you mean "What's [i]my[/i] problem"? Let's just get on with it then... [b]Jerk[/b]. Because every series needs that [i]one[/i] guy. This Take's focus will be on the Hunter, an extremely confident (with a sprinkle of sass) individual who likes to definitely walk the walk. But can he talk the talk? He probably can, but his, and I quote, "awesomeness would intimidate you". If you're friends with him, congratulations, welcome to Team Awesome. [b]The Lives of Three Classes Quickie[/b] *[i]The Hunter is lounging on a couch, reading a magazine[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: In case any of you guys were wondering... I'm a Hunter. I stalk weak and defenseless prey. [b]Warlock[/b]: *Passes by* [b]Hunter[/b]: 'Ey, prey, make me a sandwich! [b]The Lives of Three Classes, Second Quickie[/b] [b]Hunter[/b]: All I'm saying, is that you need to be more sure of yourself, Titan. [b]Titan[/b]: Of [i]course[/i] I'm sure of myself! Sort of... Kind of... Maybe... Unless somebody's against it. [b]Hunter[/b]: Dude, just stop talking.. [b]The Lives of Three Classes, Third Quickie[/b] [b]Warlock[/b]: *Reading on a couch* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Lying on the same couch, and he yawns quite loudly* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Closes their book* Tsk, can you at least [i]try[/i] to be a little [i]more[/i] personable, Hunter? [b]Hunter[/b]: Sure I can. *Sits up now to lean in closer to the Warlock* If [b]you[/b] can be a little [i]less[/i] dull. [b]The Lives of Three Classes, Fourth Quickie[/b] [b]Hunter[/b]: So, what'd you do today, big guy? [b]Titan[/b]: Well, I helped an elderly lady across the street today. I looked both ways before crossing, but I didn't look down... And there was this open manhole-- [b]Hunter[/b]: Dude, do you even-- [b]The Lives of Three Classes, Fifth Quickie[/b] [b]Warlock[/b]: Hm, I might have a fault or two... Or maybe three... [b]Hunter[/b]: I dunno, I'm pretty much perfect. Tell me more about your many, growing weaknesses. [b]Warlock[/b]: Though some have more faults than others... *Leans in toward the Hunter now* [i]Way[/i] more... [b]Hunter[/b]: Ooh, is this leading to a compliment, Floofy? Now we all understand a little bit more about the Hunter. Nothing or nobody is more awesome, or fabulous for that matter. What are your feelings about him? Answer in the poll! [quote]Missed a Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/105716316/0/0/1 (Take 1) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150823253/0/0/1 (Take 2) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151179904/0/0/1 (Take 3) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150991393/0/0/1 (Take 4) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151304261/0/0/1 (Take 5) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152028231/0/0/1 (Create your own Guardian) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150913011/0/0/1 (Discussion topic for basically posting ideas)[/quote] [spoiler]I'm also testing the waters with tags because I'm slightly unsure of which category these stories belong in.[/spoiler] [b]Meet the Team... [i]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Hunter, AKA "[i]Popular Handsome Guy (...Only by himself)[/i]"[/b], [b]"[i]Ignoramus[/i]" (Only by the Warlock)[/b] and [b]"[i]Buddy[/i]" (Only by the Titan)[/b] Human, Male He, Him, His Often confuses bravery with just being straight-up [u]reckless[/u] Relishes in violence Former loner, got bored quickly Chocolate "Ostentatious" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Radiant Dance Machines ([b]Main[/b]) Mask of the Third Man ([b]Second[/b]) Celestial Nighthawk ([b]Third[/b]) [b]Warlock, AKA "[i]Nerd[/i] (By basically everyone)"[/b] & [b]"[i]Floofy[/i] (By only the Hunter, some might think of it as a pet name, others think of it just as something to get under the Warlock's skin, nobody really knows)"[/b] ???, Genderless (?) They, Them, Theirs, dislikes being called "It" Can get scared easily Prefers books over violence (but when they do use violence, it's pretty... unsophisticated) Former archivist Vanilla "Pompous" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Light Beyond Nemesis ([b]Main[/b]) Purifier Robes ([b]Second[/b]) Obsidian Mind ([b]Third[/b]) [b]Titan, AKA "[i]Gentle Giant[/i]" (Only by the Warlock)[/b] & [b]"[i]Old Faithful (Only by the Hunter)[/i]"[/b] Exo, Male He, Him, His Brave, but not reckless like the Hunter Only uses violence if necessary like the Warlock (but then again, doesn't mind punching things from time to time) Amnesiac Strawberry(!) "Dummkopf" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Ruin Wings ([b]Main[/b]) Helm of Saint 14 ([b]Second[/b]) Helm of Inmost Light ([b]Third[/b]) [b]"Special Delivery!" Part Two[/b] [b]Xûr[/b]: Euh... My back... *Groans for a second as the satisfied Guardians leave with their newly acquired exotics* [b]Titan[/b]: *Pokes Xûr's shoulder* [b]Xûr[/b]: Ah! *Jumps slightly and turns around to see the Titan, Warlock, and Hunter* O-oh, it's only you three... I don't have time to converse, the Nine will want me back soon... [b]Titan[/b]: We were only here to ask if you needed any help. [b]Xûr[/b]: ...Need your help...? [b]Hunter[/b]: Uh, yeah, that's what we just said-- OOF-- [b]Warlock[/b]: *Elbowed the Hunter to keep him from saying anything else* [b]Xûr[/b]: ...I might be in need of assistance, it's very stressful for me. Especially when I don't have what the Guardians want, they don't understand I can't give them [i]all[/i] what they want. I... cannot endure long in this place. [b]Warlock[/b]: It is alright, [i]we[/i] shall deliver all the exotics that the Guardians desire. [b]Xûr[/b]: ...Are you sure you can endure it? [b]Hunter[/b]: We're [i]pretty[/i] sure, Xûr. Don't sweat it... [b]Xûr[/b]: I will speak of the three of you to the Nine, thank you... *[i]Soon the trio were suited up with (infinite) backpacks of their very own![/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: Hold up, guys, we just look like normal Guardians, nobody's gonna take us seriously... [b]Xûr[/b]: Here... *Gives the three of them hoods to put on* [b]Titan[/b]: *Puts on one of the hoods and suddenly shadows start coming out of the hood and making the Titan look just as dark as Xûr!* Oh, this is weird. [b]Warlock[/b]: *Also puts on a hood* This is a most peculiar feeling! [b]Hunter[/b]: Fff-- Can't believe I have to take off my cloak for this... Hold this. *Strips off his cloak and throws it at the Warlock* [b]Warlock[/b]: !!! Hunter can you [i]not[/i] do that?! *Involuntarily holding the Hunter's cloak* [b]Hunter[/b]: Just don't tear it, Floof... *Puts on the hood* Oh yea, this is awesome. We look like the darkest fill-ins, [i]ever[/i]! *[i]Soon the Trio set up shop, exchanging exotics for Strange Coins.[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Gets handed seven Strange Coins* 'K buddy, have a nice day, the Nine thank you, and all that other stuff... *Hands the random Guardian an exotic shard and sees the Guardian off* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Handed thirteen Strange Coins* Thank you, the Nine will be pleased... *Says this in a very deep, distorted voice as they hand another Guardian an Obsidian Mind* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Looks at the Warlock as the Hunter keeps exchanging exotics* 'Lock, what's with the voice...? [b]Warlock[/b]: *Talks in their normal voice now* Well, [i]excuse[/i] me, but I'm [b]trying[/b] to stay in character! [b]Titan[/b]: *Handing out exotics as well* Come on guys, let's just hurry up and sell out! *[i]Just then, a random female Guardian walks up to the three.[/i]* [b]Guardian[/b]: Hi! I just wanted to say how much I like you guys! You're fill-ins, right? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Tries to play it cool* Yeeeeaaah, the cooler versions though. [b]Guardian[/b]: *Laughs lightly* I'm not doubting you! Anyway, since there seems to be three of you guys now, why don't you guys come up with, you know, a delivery service? Well anyway, thanks! *Walks away* *[i]The trio watch her leave and they look back at each other.[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: ...Are you thinking what I am thinking? *Thinking about the latest book being released* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Thinking about the Crucible* Yeeaaaaah... [b]Titan[/b]: *Thinking about cake* Definitely... *[I]Then, suddenly, the three of their thought bubbles burst at once when they come up with a staggering revelation.[/i]* [b]Titan, Warlock[/b] and [b]Hunter[/b]: We should make a delivery service! [quote]Take Seven is here(!): https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152394654[/quote] [quote]Want to see your Guardian here? Post in this topic! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152028231/0/0[/quote]