The only problem is the notion that Philadelphia is not already a total pile of garbage, it is. Maybe change that first line to "well Philly still looks the same, like a giant pile of dogshit"
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False phillys awesome... Some parts suck dick but that's every city... Chump
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If you love trash and buying turtles...sure. Or hipsters. But generally it's a giant pile of human garbage.
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I don't even know what that's means
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Then you've never been to philly.
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Born and raised
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Born and raised and you've never had a dude try to sell you a turtle on a street corner? You don't get out much then. You probably live in Jersey and drive in for the weekends.
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lol I was born and raised in and around philly. I've never had someone try to sell me a turtle. drugs, girls and guns yea... but a turtle? no. and I guess I'd technically be renting the girl not buying her. apart from that yea its a shithole. I've been shot at 3 times in philly just for driving in a place someone felt white people were not allowed.
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That's crazy, no turtles. Every subway stop I've gotten out on had a dude selling turtles in little plastic boxes.
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ah maybe thats it. I've never used the subway. why on earth would any human want to go down a hole in a street that reeks of piss and get on a train? I have a car, there are buses, I have 2 feet. no way in hell I would voluntarily go down into one of those holes.
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I had to laugh at this. Because -blam!- Jersey.