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originally posted in: Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?
10/22/2015 11:47:02 AM
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>be me at lunch >fat kid showing off his "biceps" >says that he lifts every day >I say, lifting the box of oreos out of the pantry doesn't count >he gets mad >he says, how much retard juice did you drink this morning >I say why don't you talk and use your fake comebacks on someone your own size, like a hippo >gets even more mad and stands up and says u wonna fight me >this kid is from the hood but I've taken martial arts for 5 years and I'm at least 6 inches taller than him so I'm not afraid to fight >I say, congrats you lifted your 400lb ass out of your chair, I guess you lift after all >everyone goes crazy >he sits back down and never boasts again
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