>be me at lunch
>fat kid showing off his "biceps"
>says that he lifts every day
>I say, lifting the box of oreos out of the pantry doesn't count
>he gets mad
>he says, how much retard juice did you drink this morning
>I say why don't you talk and use your fake comebacks on someone your own size, like a hippo
>gets even more mad and stands up and says u wonna fight me
>this kid is from the hood but I've taken martial arts for 5 years and I'm at least 6 inches taller than him so I'm not afraid to fight
>I say, congrats you lifted your 400lb ass out of your chair, I guess you lift after all
>everyone goes crazy
>he sits back down and never boasts again
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[quote]>this kid is from the hood but I've taken martial arts for 5 years and mine's at least 6 inches longer than his so I'm not afraid to fight[/quote] Fixed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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BANG BANG! SHOTS FIRED!
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I can I get this guy a [b][i]large savage meal[/i][/b] and a medium size fanta. Oh sorry make that fanta a [b][i]no chill[/i][/b]
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Omg roasted
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I'm a boxer and people at my school don't know so someone starts on me and I just layed them out cold
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It's the funniest thing ever! I used to Box as well, then went into Muy Thai after two years of Boxing.
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Especially since I'm way stronger than I look too xD
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